Review: Lunch at Chinese Massage

Date: Jan 8
Provider: S*****
Phone: -
Email Address: -
URL / Website: -
City: Flowood
State: Mississippi
Address: Lakeland and Old Fannin
Appointment Type: Spa
Activities: FBSM, HE
Session Length: 60
Fee: .6 + .4
Hair Length and Color: dark
Age: 40s
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: Asian
Physical Description: Not the best to look at, and was covered up
Recommendation: Yes

I visited Chinesed massage on Tuesday. Was met by mamsan and led to room and told to undress and get ready. In comes I.., I have never seen her before but definetely not the prettiest flower in the bouquet . (Might haver actually wilted a little bit) late 40's asian, built like the 4th team linebacker at MSU. Stocky build, 4 looks, short hair. Comes in and asks "do I like it soft or hard? I say soft to medium. She prroceeds to give me a feather touch massage, no pressure at all. It is "ok" but does nothing for sore muscles. No towels, no scalp massage, no oil or lotion. Then after 20 minutes tells me to flip. She does feather massage on front for 2 minutes then gets oil and about drowns me in it. She goes to my "member" and teases enough to wake him up! And then OH MY GOD - She grabs hold like a Pitbull on a bone and begins to stroke me it like she is trying to suffocate it and stretch it like taffy. I would have sworn she had been shocked by 300,000 volts because the spasm of her grip was unrelenting and unforgiving. I told her to let go, I couldnt do it and to get this oil off of me! There was enough oil to deep fry a chicken on my chest. She went and got a wet, warm towel and handed it to me.Cleaned up, got dressed and paid her 60 which was too much and left and found an icebag to put on my once "Proud and Joy"! This is the first bad experience I have had there, so if you go run from I.. . Other than her, givre them a chance - Ouch! This was not worthy of a review take it more as a warning and protect your tender vegetation!

I literally laughed out loud reading this, sippiman. That is grade A material there.

Sippiman, you should have written this up as a review. LOL

Thanks, but I was just trying to get out of there in one piece!

Lol I have been laughing for an hour! I live just up the road and have been wanting to go there for awhile, now I am scared!!