Saturday afternoon, I'm sitting there in Reliant Stadium, relishing the excellent seats that I'd somehow managed to score. I'm wishing that the game looked more like Texas vs. Rice rather than Texas vs. Oklahoma...
I happen to glance down at the guy in front of me. He's holding an Iphone4, and guess what's on the screen? Yep, ECCIE. This cat is sitting on the 45 yard line, lower level, with three chicks, and surfing ECCIE during the middle of the game!
Dude, Seriously? You've got kick ass tickets.... It's the Longhorns first game of the year.... Young Mr. Gilbert is making his first start.... You are one of the fortunate few to see no less than 13 freshmen play for the first time.... And you're surfing for pussy? Damn man, you must be one horny SOB.