Free?

ME, TO ESCORT: Hey girl, are you free this weekend?

ESCORT: Yes. I'd love to git wit the legendary "Capital_G"!

ME: OK. Cool. Because I'm broke.



Just kidding!!! This didn't really happen.

Lol!! Naughty naughty you are

I like it...we can dream can't we?

I'm going to try this in the real world now. hehe