Can't find my Prostate

I've been getting into Prostate fun, easing myself into it, nobody can seem to find my prostate. Had a few providers try it with me, they can't find it. The wife can't find it. I can't find it. Dildos, vibrators, prostate massagers, fingers and even Hitachi. I did some research on the internet and I found a lot of people stating the same problem. A lot of the responses I've read is that you've got to "wake it up", like all the nerves and stuff. Never really heard of anyone cresting the proverbial hill.
Anybody run into this problem? Hope to hear some good advice, I'd like to experience the big O.

I was going to try that a year or so ago. But the experienced lady could not locate mine or mine was too far in or something. Or maybe nerves and anxiety altered my acceptance of it. I was looking forward to experimenting with prostate play but couldn't feel anything that day before we agreed to call an end to the exploration. Haven't tried again.

You all need to see a lady who knows what she is doing...

You all need to see a lady who knows what she is doing... Originally Posted by spicyzoey

+1

Maybe, like the poor ladie's gspot from the movie, your prostate is located 9 inches down your throat.

I was about to say go see Dallas Rain she will find it and you will want her to find it from then on.

Maybe, like the poor ladie's gspot from the movie, your prostate is located 9 inches down your throat. Originally Posted by PFCffff

If that's where it's at it'll never be found.

Spiceyzoey, I went once to a nice lady for that such purpose but it was half hearted failed mission. Had fun though. I'm not giving up the quest! I might just do exactly that.

Unfortunately, many ladies claim to offer prostate massage, but many see it as a euphemism for "I am willing to stick a finger up your butt" and have no idea what they are doing as far as the technicalities of how to pleasure the prostate itself. There is a variety of experience levels and some ladies who say they are "experienced" just mean they have done it before. It takes someone who really knows what they are doing to introduce a newbie properly.

Where did you use it last?