The impending wintery storm may well spell doom for us all. I am offering my shelter to up to 3 ladies. I will pay you for one hour service, with the understanding that soon conditions will become arctic anarchy, and our society will descend into chaos. I have food, supplies, shelter and safety precautions in place. Please don't miss out on this potentially life saving opportunity. I will be screening qualified applicants through tonite...
(BTW: this IS meant to be funny...but hey, I mite wouldn't mind shacking up for an ice storm party...)