A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!", he exclaimed.
"'Good", she replied . "Get your own f***ing blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.
- SpursFan
- 01-28-2014, 05:22 PM
- a10bomb
- 01-28-2014, 07:00 PM
- e_l traveler
- 01-29-2014, 12:57 AM
The fart did it for me.... I'm so immature, guys!
- italia
- 03-03-2014, 11:38 AM
Lmao i was waiting on some kinky stuff
Guess im under the wrong impression when it comes to marriage lol
Guess im under the wrong impression when it comes to marriage lol