Wallance or woody?

So per wallance's sig line a free adult beveridge will be given to whoever guesses why he goes by woody. My first guesses are:

1. Wallance is too fuckin confusing
2. He can't get it up...kinda like they call big guys tiny
3. He od'd on Viagra once and got a preipism and had to go to the doctor
4. Wally wouldn't work because that's his SO's nickname

Your thoughts if any?

Fuckin Wallance.

Pistol please fix the title so it reads wallance ...goddamn auto correct.

5. He can't fuckin type Wallance because of mother fucking auto correct but he didn't figure that out until it was too late

I got the edit handled for ya, AG. Lol.

Kuddos for being the first to even speculate.

Fuckin Wally

Fucking woody

I'm really not a big fan Mr. Allen......... and you would think for a big shot Hollywood actor\producer\director you would offer the winner something more than one adult beverage.

OFF TOPIC.............. Ok what am I doing wrong??????? I had a funny pic of Woody Allen in my post........ I saw it in the preview but when I posted no pic. What gives?????

My idea of an adult beverage is a bottle of Stoli.

You love you some Gaslight Anthem?

Perhaps it's because he does the Woody Woodpecker laugh when he cums.

My idea of an adult beverage is a bottle of Stoli. Originally Posted by bambino

Me too!

Sexy maid is the closest so far.

Perhaps it's because he does the Woody Woodpecker laugh when he cums. Originally Posted by sexymaid_69

You mean like this?

http://www.hark.com/clips/ffzdhgghqh-woody-laughing

Pretty creepy.

His moves back and forth real fast like woody woodpecker when he gives BJs?

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Hey, some call me tiny

My guess: he fucked a tree? Or maybe more then one?

His name is Lance, he likes to give it to ya up against a wall, and then when he climax's he does the "Woody Woodpecker laugh"!

Do I win? Knob Hill, please? lol xoxo

Me too!

Sexy maid is the closest so far. Originally Posted by Wallance

Yay me!

In this weather, I could go for a nice brandy tyvm.