Inspired By Fun2Come... Tequila and Still Looking For An Evening

In honor of all the provider ads we see in COED and inspired by Fun2Come I am offering a night of fun and tequila with the world famous SLAMDANGO® master. No not the cheap stuff. No, NO, NO! We're talking Gran Patron and Don Julio 1942. I will have ABBA songs playing and have my chef cook up a meal of your choice.






What's the catch you ask? All you have to do is post "why" you want to spend the evening with me. I will NOT be screening. All providers are eligible. (WHOA & WTF void where prohibited!) Doubles will be considered. Twin sisters will get bonus points.

This will be for FRIDAY or SATURDAY! Happy Valentine's and let the WINNER TAKE IT ALL!



NOTE: You will NOT need to pay SL his hourly rate! All applicants must have a full set of teeth! No pita pockets. And no hot dogs! Thank you for your understanding!

Oh SL!! I would love to sip tequila with you and get Slamdingo'd®!!!

You'd make a girl change her ways!!

Great ad. SL now you will have them all posting threADS

You should pick me because
You like the mature girl who looks young like me and
I'm brutally honest just like you! We would MESH WELL
Cum and slamdango this hot ass # already IJS our schedules will click eventually

However I would need a rain check because
I'll be leaving Sochi for Vegas on Fri valentines thru Sunday boo

Hell yes no hourly rate needed and no WTF OR WHOA great choice

Me yes ooooohhhhh and that smile



And yay Jessie changed that blurry ass avatar

Oh SL!! I would love to sip tequila with you and get Slamdingo'd®!!!

You'd make a girl change her ways!! Originally Posted by Jessie Austin

Great ad. SL now you will have them all posting threADS

You should pick me because
You like the mature girl who looks young like me and
I'm brutally honest just like you! We would MESH WELL
Cum and slamdango this hot ass already IJS our schedules will click eventually

However I would need a rain check because
I'll be in Vegas Fri valentines thru Sunday boo

And yay Jessie changed that blurry ass avatar Originally Posted by Daddyslilslut

Good submissions ladies! Rain checks will be OK. And Jessie you go girl with that AVATAR!

Remember ladies sell it, sell it! Pictures area PLUS! post them if you got them!

Good submissions ladies! Rain checks will be OK. And Jessie you go girl with that AVATAR!

Remember ladies sell it, sell it! Pictures area PLUS! post them if you got them! Originally Posted by Still Looking

Pic added and sent you a link to my sexy super hot new bbbj video let me know what you think!

I'm trying to sell it, sell it, sell it,
the original mouth of the south I AM the true taste of texas

Sorry guys my video is not for the public hooker board or haters PM ME IF YOU ARE A REPUTABLE MALE MEMBER AND ILL SEND IT TO YOU. PMS FILL FAST I can only hold 50
sending it only to the first 5 requests each day!!!

SL, the last time we sipped on tequila together was one of the best afternoons of my life. Delicious food, tasty tequila, and stimulating conversation. I would love nothing more than to repeat that adventure - this time in a more intimate setting. I'll even bring a dessert...

SL, the last time we sipped on tequila together was one of the best afternoons of my life. Delicious food, tasty tequila, and stimulating conversation. I would love nothing more than to repeat that adventure - this time in a more intimate setting. I'll even bring a dessert... Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

No Pic aww come on now where's your pic you gotta add a PIC TO BE CONSIDERED face pic would be best come on it's competition

SL wants pics of more than just bras now let's see your smiles ladies

Sell it , sell it, sell it !! Winner takes it all

Ps .... SL I will BRING MY SYBIAN AND 3 desserts!! I have all the attachments even the special ones that are each sold separately lol

*Sell that shit

*aww your a$$ets must be incredible you gave ol Claire the best afternoon of her life*

Oh SL!! I would love to sip tequila with you and get Slamdingo'd®!!!

You'd make a girl change her ways!! Originally Posted by Jessie Austin

damn girl!
the more pics you post ,the more i like what im seeing

No Pic aww come on now where's your pic you gotta add a FACE PIC TO BE CONSIDERED. SL wants pics of more than just bras now

Sell it , sell it, sell it !! Winner takes it all

Ps .... SL I will BRING MY SYBIAN AND 3 desserts!! I have all the attachments even the special ones that are each sold separately lol

*Sell that shit

*You must be incrediable you gave $$$ & ol Claire the best afternoon of her life* Originally Posted by Daddyslilslut

We spent the afternoon together - I'm pretty sure he remembers what my face looks like, even if we weren't BCD, just on a Victoria's Secret shopping spree. He was a perfect gentleman, with no mention of Slamdango's - although he did tell me that he's still haunted by visions of me on my Sybian

I would love to spend valentine's day weekend with you SL... That Carmel vodka was the smoothest alcohol I've ever had.
Would love to get Slamdango® again (finally got it right )
Can't wait to see you again xoxo

damn girl!
the more pics you post ,the more i like what im seeing Originally Posted by knotty man

Thank you, Knotty!!
You just say when!

Ladies I will post a WINNER by tomorrow 6 pm!

The thread is yours!

Ladies I will post a WINNER by tomorrow 6 pm!

The thread is yours! Originally Posted by Still Looking

Pressure, I am trying to remember my Verified Provider handle and password...
damn ...
I am such a Tequila whore.... but then again, there might not be enough Tequila in the world ... now I sound like a broken ABBA record...


Oh you wanted a pic:

more recent:


BTW, excellent threAD !!!

Pressure, I am trying to remember my Verified Provider handle and password...
damn ...
I am such a Tequila whore.... but then again, there might not be enough Tequila in the world ... now I sound like a broken ABBA record...


Oh you wanted a pic:

more recent:


BTW, excellent threAD !!! Originally Posted by fun2come

Nice pic
Aww to bad everyone isn't pretty enough to post one!

Pic added and sent you a link to my sexy super hot new bbbj video let me know what you think!

I'm trying to sell it, sell it, sell it,
the original mouth of the south I AM the true taste of texas

Sorry guys my video is not for the public hooker board or haters PM ME IF YOU ARE A REPUTABLE MALE MEMBER AND ILL SEND IT TO YOU. PMS FILL FAST I can only hold 50
sending it only to the first 5 requests each day!!! Originally Posted by Daddyslilslut

Well I do know a thing or two about BJ's. In fact, I have the most viewed BBBJ top 10 list. Anyway, the video is excellent and your skills are worthy to back up your claim of being the original mouth of the south.

sixx