It's even more healthy if you swallow ...

Arverni's Avatar
This is a couple of years old but I still laugh when I see it. I don't believe this for one second but I HOPE a lot of girls do! Muahahaha!

http://www.documentingreality.com/fo...ession-110958/

Oral sex is good for women's health and makes you feel happier, according to a study which studied the effects of semen's 'mood-altering chemicals'. The State University of New York study - which scientists carried out via survey rather than through practical experiment - compared the sex lives of 293 females to their mental health. It follows research which shows that seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevates mood, increases affection, induces sleep and also contains at least three anti-depressants.
Who knew?

The researchers also claim that women who have regular unprotected sex are less depressed and perform better on cognitive tests.
Hehe ... I'm loving this - a bit of "science" thrown in there to help us guys hit the "bareback" homer! "Come on baby ... put that Trojan away - you know you have a big test tomorrow at school - me and "johnson" are here to help you "cram"!!"

Who needs fuckin' adderall?

But Liz Phair was on to this years ago when she wrote "H.W.C."
CUM....Natures protein drink!!!
SknyDiva's Avatar
CUM....Natures protein drink!!! Originally Posted by PaulieWalnuts
Only if it taste good.. Pineapples help boys
Did you know that 3% of men world wide dislocate their hip trying to suck their own dick?
Maybe they want all that protein good stuff. LOL
that is according to Play Boy
Arverni's Avatar
Did you know that 3% of men world wide dislocate their hip trying to suck their own dick?
Maybe they want all that protein good stuff. LOL
that is according to Play Boy Originally Posted by Majichands
I actually saw a Sailor try to blow himself - he was drunk on "Purple Jesus" (which I think is EverClear and Grape Juice). He couldn't do it though but he damn sure tried - then he tried to "fly" out of a third story window in the barracks. We grabbed him before he jumped out.

That's when I swore never to drink "Purple Jesus".
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quote-- It's even more healthy if you swallow ...


what about if you shoot it on sexy Miss Sknydiva's ass and I lick it off??????
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[QUOTE=DallasRain;1054974805]quote-- It's even more healthy if you swallow ...


what about if you shoot it on sexy Miss Sknydiva's ass and I lick it off??????[/QUOT

ASS IN DA AIR!!
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Did you know that 3% of men world wide dislocate their hip trying to suck their own dick?
Maybe they want all that protein good stuff. LOL
that is according to Play Boy Originally Posted by Majichands
I am gonna have to google that. I never saw a dude suck his own.
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sucking his own dick?>?? lol Skny...the visual is scary!!