Glitter free strip clubs?

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Are there any strip clubs that you guys frequent, that leave you smelling and looking the same way you came in?
How about some tips on getting rid of evidence of being in a strip club.
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How about some tips on getting rid of evidence of being in a strip club. Originally Posted by hungryhippo

hungryhippo,


but....but......how else are the SO's gonna know and continue not to fuck us?
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For those that were a fan of the Manshow their solution was to go to the gas station and "accidently" get some gas on you.
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For those that were a fan of the Manshow their solution was to go to the gas station and "accidently" get some gas on you. Originally Posted by Noconozco

Noconozco,


Interesting solution, I mean it's plausible until you get to a point where you are going to get gas and spilling it on yourself every day.
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Or u could start wearing glitter yourself. Tell the SO that u have become A METROSEXUAL
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Or u could start wearing glitter yourself. Tell the SO that u have become A METROSEXUAL Originally Posted by General Feuerbacher

Lol GF,


Just tell the SO "Yeah honey, look at me gradually turn gay little by little with each passing day of you not fucking do you duty!!"
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get a dog hair lint brush keep it in your car
You could go to church instead.

Or take up arts and crafts.. That way you could just carry a Hobby Lobby bag in your car... That takes care of the glitter.. But how do you explain the snot trail on your trousers?
I made the mistake once of wearing a white shirt! lmao!
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I saw a guy changing in the parking lot of Cabarete Royale today and chuckled a little.
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I've had a lot of good shirts pay the ultimate price.
Ok guys, I'm sorry to have to ask but what does SO mean?
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SO Significant Other
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Carry a bottle of Fabreze in the car, use liberally.
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