What gets under your skin a little?

So, A few months ago a special lady posted an alert with no punctuation. Some found it difficult to read or take seriously. A few others came to her defense. My grammar isn't always perfect, especially when I drunk post from an iPhone. That being said, some things just bother me when I read them. This isn't a thread about grammar, but is there something in particular that shuts you off?
Here are a few examples:
"French Quarters"-there is only one "French Quarter"
"Mid Cities"-is that like the Twin Cities?
"What's a reference "-sigh!
"What's your donation?"- it's in the ad, babe!

Post yours. The funnier the better!
Their, There, and They're

Drives me nuts!
With a rise in the use of selfie pics. I would have to say the selfies these young girls post of themselves in the bathroom of a cheap motel. It's just gross.

Grown adult ladies trying to use a combination of street slang and ubonics, as if it is cute and clever. It's not, it's a turn off. Not to name names LLL

Hobby forum Trolls. Those people that troll the forums being attention whores that contribute nothing to the hobby but constant nonsensical jibber jabber. All the while outright insulting the people that do contribute to the hobby, or passive aggressively insulting.
pornodave69's Avatar
"Should of," "could of," "would of."

It is - should have or should've, could have or could've and should have or should've.

The "of" sound is the conjugation of "have" designated by the 've.

A simple typo is one thing but the lack of knowledge when it comes to basic English and proper grammar with so many people drives me crazy!
DallasRain's Avatar
I love this post! {and answers..I so agree}

I hate the close up "pussy & crack" shots! Cmon,be tasteful ladies!!

Also the ladies who have "high" donation rates,but have tacky selfies and shabby showcases!
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Little small things that are my non-favorites.......

"Light GFE" or "Safe GFE"

Why even attach GFE to what you offer if it falls short of it?

BJ (guys who type simply just "BJ" in reviews)

Knowing obviously we will want to know if she offered and or you received BBBJ or CBJ.

Guys typing "covered" "safe" "protected" to speak of getting CFS intercourse or typing covered before a sexual position in their review........

Like no duh........obviously the vaginal sex is always CFS.....typing it is overkill. Just type the positions she did.We get the point......

Guys who type $$$ or $60 instead of just typing the whole amount in numbers they paid for the session. Or worse if they booked a multihour and instead of numbers in the fee section they type "$$$$$$$$$$$$$" (1,400)

Just type the numbers its silly.
Don't forget the "Fish face" selfies!
the upper and lowercase writing of words in an ad hurts my eyes
When ladies post pictures of themselves on an un made bed with the night stands showing old dirty soda cups, and trash on it, and have the nerve to post the picture with no shoes on, and DIRTY blackened feet... Wash your feet ladies.... clean up the room, throw out the trash.
PD, what was it you saw the other day in a review? Someone wrote "Fopas" instead of "Faux Pas". Classic. If you are going to try to use a term that is obviously outside your mental capabilities, at least Google the term to get it a bit correct. That does it for me, people trying to use terms that have right trying to use.

Another is spelling the phone number, and/or including symbols to replace the hyphens. Seven4three..three77**ninenine 37. Can you be more annoying? I can figure out how to change it over to screen the number. Its not like I won't be able to do so. So why make me have to do it?
pornodave69's Avatar
PD, what was it you saw the other day in a review? Someone wrote "Fopas" instead of "Faux Pas". Classic. If you are going to try to use a term that is obviously outside your mental capabilities, at least Google the term to get it a bit correct. That does it for me, people trying to use terms that have right trying to use. Originally Posted by mriley000
Yep, but I think it Fopa.
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With a rise in the use of selfie pics. I would have to say the selfies these young girls post of themselves in the bathroom of a cheap motel. It's just gross.

Grown adult ladies trying to use a combination of street slang and ubonics, as if it is cute and clever. It's not, it's a turn off. Not to name names LLL

Hobby forum Trolls. Those people that troll the forums being attention whores that contribute nothing to the hobby but constant nonsensical jibber jabber. All the while outright insulting the people that do contribute to the hobby, or passive aggressively insulting. Originally Posted by April Cox
And this is why I am starting to love the NOLA threads. We have a little of this in our small section the board. Ok, maybe a lot. I admit I don't like seeing the annoying symbols in phone numbers on ads, but at the same time, I understand if they are utilizing bp, as well. I do not know the posting rules over there, maybe you can't post phone numbers? I will keep in touch here.
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DUCK LIPS in photos
DUCK LIPS in photos Originally Posted by skeeter
+1!! I despise the duck lips photos.Another thing that makes my blood boil is "saggin".Every time I see a guy with his pants down above his knees it makes me want to jerk them down around his ankles and push him over!!
I seen it.... and most people lol