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The 7 Most Preposterous Sexual Positions People Claim to Use

Have to disagree with several of the positions listed.

1. 69 - Love 69, but I prefer to do it on my back with my head hanging off the bed, while the man straddles my face and leans over me. Awesomeness! I don't have to wage a war with my hair to keep it out of my mouth the way I do when I'm on top in 69. Both of us are in relatively comfortable positions so we can keep at it for a while without anyone getting tired, and best of all, I have a mirror positioned just right so if he prefers to stand up he can enjoy a nice show rather than play with my pussy. THis is also a wonderful position for Russian or a COT shot too - the possibilities are endless!

2. The Waterfall - disagree again! Though I prefer to use a few pillows to prop his hips up if he is so inclined. What I love about this position is that it tilts his hips up enough so that I can bounce to my heart's content (which can be a while) and I don't tire as quickly. Also, it immobilizes his hips so he isn't bouncing around underneath me and messing up my rhythm.

3. The Spider - is this guy kidding?? This position rules!!! Love it! This position is not for every guy. If a man's cock tends to angle toward his stomach when he has an erection, this position could actually be painful, since it involves bending his cock downwards. But for men who's cocks aren't as rigid and can be moved around even when fully erect, this position is fugging AWESOME. Great view, great angles, very erotic.

I don't know who Felix Clay is, but he sounds like he doesn't have much imagination to me.

Ok, when I was younger, I did the standing thing a few times. Its cool, but it quickly loses its charm. Also did the boinking in a swimming pool thing a time or two. Water breaks down vaginal juices, so boinking in a pool really doesn't work very well. So I will give him that. And the butter churner thing - only in my much younger days would this have been possible. Why, oh why wasn't I more creative back then?? Missed the boat on that one!

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69. I cannot concentrate when I'm in that position. There is too much going on. Speaking of "69" ... did anyone watch last week's episode of "The American's"?

HOT scene - 69.

69. I cannot concentrate when I'm in that position. There is too much going on.... Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers

Could not agree more... I am always thinking that if I am doing my job right what happens if she BITES down when that big O hits.

Well, I've done standing (it was years ago, the lady was about five feet tall and barely 100 lbs and I put her ass on the furniture or the wall when I got tired) and 69. I got into the waterfall a few times but not by intention. Kind of did the butter churn last month with a local providers while doing Greek. She was a little tall and I needed the leverage. So I guess four out of five is not so bad.

Imagine the Spider, but the guy spins 180 degrees to be face down. That's one of my favs. The lady gets to lay back and relax just like mish, but it feels like doggy since your dick is in the same way. Pillows help.

I love the spider. Don't knock it until you've tried it!

I love the spider. Don't knock it until you've tried it! Originally Posted by BigMikeinKC

Hell yes!

Love the breakdown Sins....always awesome to get a sexy womans point of view!