So I have been doing a lot of traveling lately in Iowa , Il, and Mo. Since I have not taken the time to find a reliable provider up there I have benn hitting up the strip clubs quite a bit. I really like them, but the loud music/ dark lighting is such a bummer. I really do like getting lap dances and watching ladies play with themselves. Would the ladies on this board do private shows? Since you are not really doing what you advertise, I did not know if it would be wierd to ask. Just trying to get a general feel for how people felt on this. Originally Posted by SparkyMoNothing is really too weird to ask on this board. We have seen it all.