Please help me find some tits & ass

femalehobbyist's Avatar
I know where to stay. I know where to eat. Please help me find the best strip club.

I need to get wild tonight!
outlawsprint's Avatar
Strip clubs are pretty lame in the area. Haven't been in years but the list would be Bonita Flats, Shady Lady, Bazookas, and Totally Nude Temptations. Laws have tamed them up quite a bit in the last 5-10 years.
You need to go to Lawrence to find the good 1.
The Outhouse, bring your own cooler full.
Kclngball33's Avatar
Baccala Independence Ave.
Had great times there, u might get lucky and get BJ in the parking lot
Need a tour guide?
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
Not a strip club, but...
Missy Bs
Gal I know picks up gals there from time to time.
Apparently not just guys there.
lakecat's Avatar
Baccala Independence Ave.
Had great times there, u might get lucky and get BJ in the parking lot Originally Posted by Kclngball33
Umm, the OP is a female. Even in these gender fluid times it might be hard for her to get a BJ in the parking lot.

I haven't been to a strip club for years, but it seems like this question could have more than one answer. Are you looking for a club with the hottest women or the one with the most action? I have also heard that Lawrence is the best option.

Good luck in your search.
You're gonna want to get on I-70 and go east. Take the first exit to the right when you get into Illinois. Welcome to Sauget!!
satan666's Avatar
if you dont mind the travel babydolls in topeka!
If you come to topeka I bet a few of us would buy you all the drinks and dances you need
Agreed, Jeff, she'd never have to pay for a drink/dance!
femalehobbyist's Avatar
Thanks for all the info and KC never disappoints.
Not a strip club, but...
Missy Bs
Gal I know picks up gals there from time to time.
Apparently not just guys there. Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter
Go to Missy B's and find a chick. Use words if necessary.

Take her to Shady Lady and get her a lap dance or two.

She'll be putty in your hands after that.

And if all fails, we have many bisexual providers here in KC who'd be willing to show you shenigans!

Good luck, mami.
I am volunteering to be that shenanigans starter!
RocketSurgeon's Avatar
In KC, Bazookas is the best. Club Skin is the newest, and worth a visit maybe.