TIME TO GET LOCKED IN GENTLEMEN !!♥️

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I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR EMOTIONALLY MATURE COMPANIONS!! 30+
AMAZING NEW RETURNING COMPANION RATES THIS COMING YEAR!!!!
IF YOU HAVE NOT EXPERIENCED IT YOU SHOULD TREAT YOURSELF AND LOCK IN NOW!!!
BONUS I WILL STILL KEEP MY FREE DRAWING ��️EVERY MONTH! ♥️
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I won the drawing. I'm here to collect my prize my love.
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I won the drawing. I'm here to collect my prize my love. Originally Posted by Vanilla Gorilla
Full of Jokes always VG. You and I both know we are NOT compatible. No disrespect towards you, but I am looking for men who respect women not the ones who want to take advantage of them. Men who appreciate the genuine mature ladies that truly enjoy their playdates and ARE NOT HERE TO HUSTLE THEM!!
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No disrespect taken along with no disrespect towards you my love...

Your gaslighting campaign is only upstaged by your pretentiousness and woke moral superiority to everyone else my love. We can see right through you and you're such an amazing old person. Thank you for just existing for we peasants are forever indebted to your generosity of fraud towards us my love.
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No disrespect taken along with no disrespect towards you my love...

Your gaslighting campaign is only upstaged by your pretentiousness and woke moral superiority to everyone else my love. We can see right through you and you're such an amazing old person. Thank you for just existing for we peasants are forever indebted to your generosity of fraud towards us my love. Originally Posted by Vanilla Gorilla
I am sorry that you feel that way.
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I won the drawing. I'm here to collect my prize my love. Originally Posted by Vanilla Gorilla
I do love this coupon though!! lol!! I would love to print them out, but I have to keep it on the down low. You do have a great sense of humor and I am glad you don’t take things so personal..
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Best Christmas present EVER was a "Sex Coupon" from a GF for "any position, any hole" sex. I gave her a Tennis Bracelet which was popular at the time. I guess she was wanting more as for Valentines I got a Wallet so I sort of knew the relationship had lost the magic.
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I won the drawing. I'm here to collect my prize my love. Originally Posted by Vanilla Gorilla
I wish I could find one of these in a Valpack!
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I have a roll of them..lol!!
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I wonder whether I need to be on the Naughty or Nice list to get one in my stocking XD