2016 Year End Awards

I think there was a category for this
http://corpuschristi.backpage.com/Fe...e-now/15330674 Originally Posted by Bill James

Yikes!!! Should have listened and not clicked the link. I do think Bill James has the winner for the worst back page ad.

Money,,, you're the busiest guy in the RGV...

How the hell is it that you've never met Amber ??? Originally Posted by SCRAP

Scrap my man, I wish I had a good reason but I don't. I was focused on getting out info on unknowns but I think 2017 will be a known gals/ repeat loop.

I actually did try to connect with her a few times as windows popped up unexpectedly but my short notices fucked things up.

It'll happen in 2017. Maybe when you have the sleepover pre-party .

MTny

I've been thinking about posting some nominees but Im afraid of what that one guy is going to say about me. Lol

Go ahead Vrgontx, you to may get a nomination for your efforts. lol
PS, he may be so bored, he will monitor your daily post count as well.

I couldnt believe it when he said for you to get a life. That is so crazy. Lol

It'll happen in 2017. Maybe when you have the sleepover pre-party . Originally Posted by moneytalksny

Sleepover party is a Goddamm good idea....

Me, Amber, Sasha, at least 1 or 2 DA girls, and yourself...

You can have the spare bedroom...

This could be like back in the old days.
We could let the girls compete in a blow job contest where we pick the winner.
Then the girls could judge us in a pussy licking contest(we'd have to have prizes).
Then we pair off and go fuck'em till we all go blind.
Then we switch girls,,, Wash, rinse, and repeat.

What do you say Money,,, how much of that income tax return are you willing to invest ???

Because FUCK IT,,,, I'll go all in !!!

Can't we all just get along!? Hahaha
Good thread! Wish I could comment but too early in the game to comment... I will for sure next year!!
Happy New Years to providers and fellow mongers!!

Sleepover party is a Goddamm good idea....

Me, Amber, Sasha, at least 1 or 2 DA girls, and yourself...

You can have the spare bedroom...

This could be like back in the old days.
We could let the girls compete in a blow job contest where we pick the winner.
Then the girls could judge us in a pussy licking contest(we'd have to have prizes).
Then we pair off and go fuck'em till we all go blind.
Then we switch girls,,, Wash, rinse, and repeat.

What do you say Money,,, how much of that income tax return are you willing to invest ???

Because FUCK IT,,,, I'll go all in !!!

Originally Posted by SCRAP

calling my bluff, lol...

Fortunately I'm not a bluffer.. All-in
$$$ already in hand
Sleepovers not practical for me but I can do an all dayer

$tlks

calling my bluff, lol...

Fortunately I'm not a bluffer.. All-in
$$$ already in hand
Sleepovers not practical for me but I can do an all dayer

$tlks Originally Posted by moneytalksny

That's the idea...

If we pool our resources we could end up with a nice little buffet for ourselves...

Another nomination
http://corpuschristi.backpage.com/Fe...hotos/15962920
LOL

Damn it BJ!!!! I'm sure we all appreciate your nominations but would you PLEASE move onto another category? I'm not sure how many more of your nominations I can take without barfing !!!

Ok doc. I thought it was crazy. 400.00$ Hr Repulsive though

Another nomination
http://corpuschristi.backpage.com/Fe...hotos/15962920
LOL Originally Posted by Bill James

WTF DUDE !?!?!?!

I saw that with my EYES...

Now they're broken....

Thanks fucker !!!!

No mas !!!!

For real BJ!!!
I have fallen for that twice!!
Not sure who said it first, but please douse my eyes with habanero Tabasco!!
Was looking to find a girl right now and now my mind is ruined!

I hope this list does not get me into too much trouble so here goes since BJ is the only one who jumped in:

Dillion Harper Provider of the Year Award- (is she an eccie member?) Anyway, too close to call

Monger of the Year- Its a tie- BILL JAMES and TTMAX(where do these guys get the $$ for their numerous adventures?)

Pseudo pimp of the year award- HONEST ABE(how does he find all those hot chicks?)

Lancelot White Knight of the year- 3 way tie: COVERME; JOHNNY YANKS, and A10BOMB

Hoodrat of the year Award- BP CLOE(looks like she is right out of hell)

Hoarders Worst incall Award- BP LISA(stunk, crap everywhere, trash scattered)

Funniest thing seen at an incall Award- MAKAYA JADE(all those toys)

Martha Stewart best incall Award- ADRIENNE KNIGHT (spotless and fresh)

Worst BP ad of the year Award.- Just pick one, 95% are all Bait & Switch(B&S says it all)

Most Obnoxious Member Award- The drama queens & kings on the SA Board(enough said)

Best Newcummer Award` SINLYCIN(smoking hot!)

Best Quick stop Provider Award. BENTLEY LANE(oh my, my, my)

Best Provider I never Had Award.- The ALPHA(twinkle, twinkle little star)

Most missed provider of the year- MISSBABY(always a great time)

Best seasoned veteran provider award- TIA XXX(oh what skills she has)

Sexiest looking provider award- VALLEY.MILF ZOEY(jaw dropping beauty) Originally Posted by DocHolyday

Thanks for the nomination! It's always nice to hear the Sex Box, More Fun Than an Xbox was remembered. Lol. Hope to see you again soon.

Later Gator! 🐊