The only hair I care to look at is maybe a small patch or landing strip up top. Everything else has got to go.
I don't find a bush sexy at all; actually it's quite a turn off.
You hear the ladies all the time talk about how they prefer us to shave our balls because they don't want hair in their mouth... well, same here.
I trim very close and shave all around the twig and berries. I appreciate the same consideration.
Seriously, Map of Tasmania makes me laugh so much, it's great!