What's your word or saying......

I used to say "fuck me running' alot till t a buddy of mine said "take off". I guess he was gonna try to catch me and cornhole me!!! Yikes, I never ran so damn fast before!!

Oh how could I forget, "Taste like chicken".

"Crooked as my dick"

"Shit in one hand, and wish in the other and see which one fills up faster" lol.

I'm a farmers daughter, so yes about the tractor. But I did have both parents, and there were lots of sayings. I had a pretty good childhood!

I don't have one......ijs

Sweet autumn breeze ^^^^^

"Crooked as my dick" Originally Posted by oilfieldscum

I remember going to work one hot ass day with my uncle when I was a teen. He did construction. We was working on a beam and when he saw it he said "That beam is about as crooked as my dick on a Saturday night." I cracked the hell up, but he was serious as hell!

Sweet autumn breeze ^^^^^ Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

You know it is a good one when they start spinning it....heh

So funny how many I have on ignore lol. I'm a country girl and proud of it!

I do this from time to time:

Go into a crowded restaurant and give them 'Pootie Tang' as your party's name. Don't answer right away when they call it... let it simmer ^___^ Originally Posted by Glynette

LMMFAO! I tell them my name is Mike Hunt.

What is that saying?

"You can take the girl out of the country. But, you can't take the corncob out of the country girl's ass"

No.......that is not it

Rad.

Suck my left nut.

Cum dumpster (reserved for those special road rage moments.)

She is hotter than "fish grease"!

Suck the left one. Scratch the right one.

She is hotter than "fish grease"! Originally Posted by DarthMaul

"get outta there"

"uh oh there he go"

"I gotta get outta here"

Stripper: "200" Rev: "100" Stripper: "ok" Rev: "eh maybe next time"

:roflmao"

Don't bother DH I already know what your's is...... I'm just sayin' " Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

I may have been gone for quite some time, but even sweet DH knows the above is some BULL FUCKING SHIT!!! That is MY saying!!

I like the term, "kick rocks." As in, "if he doesn't like it, he can kick rocks."

and the term "Leeeeeeesin" when coming from Bianca Page.