I'll pay someone to do my ads.....I HATE it! 
I used to love to post them...but with the restrictions we have now... I gave up.
Originally Posted by Reese Foster
I think if I was a lady, I would throw my hands up as well.
I really love the ladies who advertise they have a special, especially when they have a special every week. What is their special? What is their regular rate?
Sometimes they will link to their website where they will actually describe their special. Fawn has done that well, for instance with her DATY only special. But that still requires me to click on a link.
Perfect ad would include the following:
Name
Picture or two
Include words for hair color, age, weight/height, ethnic origin (mixed is not a race, give us a breakdown), languages/barriers, shoe size (thinking of you Cobain), grooming, manmade if not natural, tattoos, metal work, if pregnant, would be nice to mention that
Location, as close as possible. Dallas or Fort Worth is not good enough.
Times available. (Do you work 24/7, evenings only, etc.)
Services: RMT massage, HJ, BBBJ vs. CBJ, CFS, Greek, Stripper Slide, DATY, DFK, MSOG or out the door on the first pop etc. (No, you don't all have to offer all of these, but we would like to know which ones are available.)
Amenities: Showers, massage table, couch, bed, air mattress on floor
Prices regular, any specials.
The items in
bold, italics are the verbotten items in an ad as I understand it.