What Questions in your Inbox Turn you OFF?

Hey sexy... this is TOM!?

I hate any time a guy brings up someone elses rate or what the "market" is ... Trying to bargain.

"well I can go to an amp or a latina agency and pay $$." Or "oh, every one else charges $"

I think the absolute worst line is "let's chill or hangout" .
We are not old high school friends catching up on good times, "hanging out" doesn't fit in my schedule.

Post taint

"hey amber saw your showcase can i get a discount?"

...all the while EVERYWHERE on my showcase, website, and ads CLEARLY state my rates are NON-NEGOTIABLE.....and it's always the guys that have NEVER spent a dime on me but have the nerve to ask me for a discount ....grrrrr...PASS!!!

Hmmmm interesting.....

the first 9 times Amber told me to fuck off it turned me off but then in an odd twist, the 10th one just hit the spot and turned me on.

Something about a big booby big booty latina bossing me around

Amber...... Can I...... lol


Hmmmmm mojo..... A sub huh.... lol


Like you ladies I can't stand one line emails. I can tolerate it if we have a dialogue and she is repo finding immediately but damn don't keep me waiting for hours only to get one damn sentence.

Paragraphs? Well you're really high maintenance, aren't you. Originally Posted by pyramider

The fact that you know how to use "you're" in a sentence really turns me on though hehe.

This.




It is SUPER annoying! Originally Posted by Mssppislm

Tooo Funny!

Heres another one that kills me, - " I've never been with a black girl, what do I expect?" and I say "our cum is green" lol.
Originally Posted by Eva Damita

You stole my line!

If pyramider would stop asking for taint pictures all the time, I might actually give him one.

Let's see... it annoys me to get texts/emails asking, "Do you swallow?" I feel like I should ask the guy if he's inviting me to dinner and will there be lobster? A message of, "I want to be 8," might be replied with, "I don't see that many a day."

This is why I prefer ECCIE and P411 gentlemen. They USUALLY (but not always) have some class, and a familiarity with proper provider etiquette.

too sensitive on black girl stuff, to me we are all different, some black, some hispanic, some latino, some irish, I want to do them all.

If I were to tell an Irish girl, "I have never been with an Irish girl and what should I expect?"

She would say "what the fuck's wrong with you, and have you been to the ATM! and I will show you"

Get over yourselves, guys may want to a black girl, as they asking for a variation in the aesthetic pleasure. I've done a black girl, and told her it was my first time with a black girl, fortunately, she was not sensitive, and wanted to make sure my experience with her was the best. Originally Posted by lostforkate

No, I wouldn't call it being "sensitive" lol. If a Jewish person said its annoying when people ask them if they believe in Jesus all the time, I will not disqualify their sentiments regarding that question and call it "sensitive" when I've never stepped in their shoes. One, you are not black, two , you are not a female provider. Noone is gang-banging over the question or crying a river- so there's nothing to quite "get over" - its just a question that never goes away ... basically its a turn-off (what the thread is about), and is always popping up - whether during the date or over the phone. Either way, as a first impression, it makes one look bad. It would be different if we had conversed and warmed up to each others vibes...

Using an Irish lady in comparison - unless she has a thick accent and promotes her heritage in her ads - does not seem to connect to me - she will appear as white and it will likely not be brought up often (correct me Allison if I'm wrong babe!).
Also, if she is Irish, she is IRISH. Being Irish is a heritage, not a color to which one attempts to alienate you from being American. I am American, like anyone else. I do not represent Africa (African-American), my family has been here since forever...therefore to just focus on something petty as what black pussy is like confuses me. I just want you to see this isn't another "Tragic Black Girl / Woes of being Black" complaint.

Okay... Thanks ya'll!

...If I were to tell an Irish girl, "I have never been with an Irish girl and what should I expect?"

She would say "what the fuck's wrong with you, and have you been to the ATM! and I will show you"
Originally Posted by lostforkate

THIS Irish girl would tell you to bring your pot o' gold and I will polish your shillelagh. (But if it's leprechaun-sized, bring a map so I can find it.)

"hey amber saw your showcase can i get a discount?"

...all the while EVERYWHERE on my showcase, website, and ads CLEARLY state my rates are NON-NEGOTIABLE.....and it's always the guys that have NEVER spent a dime on me but have the nerve to ask me for a discount ....grrrrr...PASS!!! Originally Posted by allofamber

I think we've all had those emails asking for a discounts. A particularly creative email I received was from a first timer who happened to be a graduate student and on a tight budget. He explained that he was looking for a regular provider to meet with. Unfortunitely, he could not afford my hourly rate, and asked if I would be willing to give him a discount (on our first date) for being a regular. Don't forget, he was planning on being a regular so he was good for the discount. LOL. So essentially, he was asking me to give him a discount for being a regular, even though he wasn't, but only because he planned on being one. Does that make sense? You have to give him credit for being creative!

No, I wouldn't call it being "sensitive" lol. If a Jewish person said its annoying when people ask them if they believe in Jesus all the time, I will not disqualify their sentiments regarding that question and call it "sensitive" when I've never stepped in their shoes. One, you are not black, two , you are not a female provider.Noone is gang-banging over the question or crying a river- so there's nothing to quite "get over" - its just a question that never goes away ... basically its a turn-off (what the thread is about), and is always popping up - whether during the date or over the phone. Either way, as a first impression, it makes one look bad. It would be different if we had conversed and warmed up to each others vibes...
Originally Posted by Eva Damita

On point.
Big turn off in this day and age and sounds tacky.
I know I personally don't give a fawk if I'm your first or twentieth black chick/gal/woman etc.





This one right here always leaves me dead on the spot:


"How much is your rate if I am a good looking ,fit and well endowed guy?"

GTFOHWTBS!!



Cool thread ED

Hmmmm interesting.....

the first 9 times Amber told me to fuck off it turned me off but then in an odd twist, the 10th one just hit the spot and turned me on.

Something about a big booby big booty latina bossing me around Originally Posted by mojojo213

..nerd..it was cause you were to young!!!!

Amber...... Can I...... lol


Hmmmmm mojo..... A sub huh.... lol

Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

well I'm actually scared of you...every lady you have seen you have stretched out....LOL...and yes mojo knows the language of sub...hehehe

I think we've all had those emails asking for a discounts. A particularly creative email I received was from a first timer who happened to be a graduate student and on a tight budget. He explained that he was looking for a regular provider to meet with. Unfortunitely, he could not afford my hourly rate, and asked if I would be willing to give him a discount (on our first date) for being a regular. Don't forget, he was planning on being a regular so he was good for the discount. LOL. So essentially, he was asking me to give him a discount for being a regular, even though he wasn't, but only because he planned on being one. Does that make sense? You have to give him credit for being creative! Originally Posted by Tatiana M.

JESUS I've heard that one too!!! Was he a med student?

The message went something like this...

"Hey i plan i see you on a regular basis so can i get a discount?"



NO!!!!

SMDH....once you've seen me on a regular basis and you've paid your dues is when you can ask something of me, but not before....good lord....

That is flat not true, my name ain't DED