Shit all over the bathroom floor

Wow dude, just wow............ my situation was totally different ..... . You just left, well at least you didn't lose money but you could have left her something since you did break off the appointment. ijs

Youve got to be shitting me




























yea I know -- corny -- but I had to LOL

I saw an ad of a provider on BP. I called to schedule an appoitment. I only had an hour to get ready, but since her incall was close, I did not have to rush. Anyway, after I showered and got dressed, i felt kind of a bloated gassy feeling in my stomach. I brushed off the mild bloating and went along my way. To get to the point, I had to shit really bad and was hoping it would go away. I did not want to stop and shit because I wasnt sure if the provider would offer her shower. Once I got to the location, the provider was really cute, but after a brief minute of talking I asked to use the restroom. I got to the toilet and just let loose. I cut on the sink in hopes to cover the loud audibles coming from my ass. well anyway, I guess I used too much TP because once i flushed the water starting rising. Shit and water was all over the floor. I opened the bathroom door and the provider quickly looked in the bathroom and was like, "What the fuck?" I quickly left the hotel without saying goodbye, got in my car and left. Now, some might wonder why am I telling this story. because I just felt like I should. THey are some lessons from this story so take what you want from it. Thanks. Originally Posted by mr_jdigital

The only lessons is don't waste my valuable time reading bullshit post from a demented individual..thanks buddy for bringing us down to your level....be a man and stay and clean up your shit....lmao...and they say providers don't earn their money

Did she get paid?...did you atleast toss her a benjamin as you're running your fat ass out the door....no.....lmaorotf

Maybe I'm immature, but that was freakin hilarious! Sounds like something my luck would bring.

If a guy did me that way I would be pissed,grossed out and probably throwing up. If I was in a hotel I could change rooms but here in my townhouse where I live I would be fucked and just thinking of all the germs that was left behind. She probably wasnt able to work for the rest of the day or two so it cost her alot of money. 100 wouldnt even cover her lost and disguise that occured. I know you were sick but it is still gross.

This sounds almost like the story with the provider shitting during the middle of a session then shitting on her way to the bathroom & taking a huge shit while on the porcelain throne.

LMAO!

If a guy did me that way I would be pissed,grossed out and probably throwing up. Originally Posted by Truly Passion

Thanks TP for making me spit out my frosted flakes. For some reason I found the way you said this very hilarious and couldn't stop laughing.

mrj digital-You took a shit, you ran off without paying a cancellation fee, then you post here looking for sympathy. Shame on you!

I saw an ad of a provider on BP.

Now, some might wonder why am I telling this story. because I just felt like. Originally Posted by mr_jdigital

Like you just felt like taking a shit?

This sounds almost like the story with the provider shitting during the middle of a session then shitting on her way to the bathroom & taking a huge shit while on the porcelain throne. Originally Posted by Space Cowboy

bingo! I call bullshit on his story because it just rings way to similar to that review

In the words of the late Jim Jones: "Lies!, what can I say about lies?"

That being said IF this ever really did happen, the shit should be cleaned up and the girl payed every nickle for a full session with a promise never to tell any other provider that it happened. That's how I would handle it anyway.

I would have understood if the guy was sick,you should have gave her the 50$ up front to cancel,I wouldnt have wanted shit all in my incall. lmao!

Where is bumpy? Are you him incognito? Lmfao Originally Posted by seedman55

no shit...I cannot believe plagiarism on a SHMB.

I agree with amy u should of left a darn tip. She is in a hotel. And.u made her clean up yo shit. At least leave a tip..