GirlFriend Vs. G.F.E

MsPK (whom I have enjoyed).

The difference is #1:No strings attached, #2 On-Demand #3 Variety, #4 You can come back or not, #5 shop for price #6 ask questions and take notes (Ie.learn) and #7, get to meet dropdead gorgeous/smart intelligent women like you. (Jus setting up the next shot,
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lol I hate hate hate doing laundry EXCEPT I love love love folding warm clothes fresh from the dryer!!!


I think that a good gfe listens intently where sometimes a wife will halfheartedly listen Originally Posted by DallasRain
Wee!
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  • 03-13-2013, 04:58 AM
lol I hate hate hate doing laundry EXCEPT I love love love folding warm clothes fresh from the dryer!!!


I think that a good gfe listens intently where sometimes a wife will halfheartedly listen Originally Posted by DallasRain
A wife don't miss a word they remember shit you said before they were born, and will use it against you anywhere not just in a court, and for the rest of your freaking life. They can re-interpret a complement into an insult in a NY minute.


Why fold clothes just leave them in the dryer hit the dewrinkle button when you get something out to wear then its nice a warm.


To the guy that said Free Nookie, well I was a cost account, so I know how to figure the cost of things, on average $1,000 a hit.


Husband = Sugar Daddy, that don't get none. Try this some time, don't try to have sex with the SO and see how long it is before she begs for it. Better get a case of snikers you're in for a long wait.

I do Laundry, we got an hour to mess around before putting them in the dryer, a half hour to cool down while the dryer warms up your clothes. Everything will be clean as you start out naked.
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A wife don't miss a word they remember shit you said before they were born, and will use it against you anywhere not just in a court, and for the rest of your freaking life. They can re-interpret a complement into an insult in a NY minute. Originally Posted by colt
Especially in a court...


Husband = Sugar Daddy, that don't get none. Try this some time, don't try to have sex with the SO and see how long it is before she begs for it. Better get a case of snikers you're in for a long wait. Originally Posted by colt
Omg, I laughed my ass off on this one! First wife was a 6 month wait. She caught me enjoying the fine articles in a mens magazine one day (before the internet was invented!) and accused me of being some sort of perverted freak. I caught her effing one of my work buddies a few weeks later. Second wife was the annual half hearted bang on our anniversary. After three or four years of that, she couldn't figure out why I left. Maybe the four times in four years had something to do with it? That one was effing expensive, way more than the $1k per pop mentioned earlier. Current SO is slowly lowering the frequency, thinking I don't know what's happening. Ha, been there, done that baby. I don't mind being the Sugar Daddy, I actually enjoy it - but it's not a one way street. When Daddy is happy, everybody is happy. Thank Gawd for Eccie girls...they make Daddy very happy
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Definitely BBBJ hell just a BJ would be nice. Before I started the hobby I had gone for about 4-5 years without a BJ! Originally Posted by polo1970
U never will have that problem again, long as Jucci is here....

Especially in a court...




Omg, I laughed my ass off on this one! First wife was a 6 month wait. She caught me enjoying the fine articles in a mens magazine one day (before the internet was invented!) and accused me of being some sort of perverted freak. I caught her effing one of my work buddies a few weeks later. Second wife was the annual half hearted bang on our anniversary. After three or four years of that, she couldn't figure out why I left. Maybe the four times in four years had something to do with it? That one was effing expensive, way more than the $1k per pop mentioned earlier. Current SO is slowly lowering the frequency, thinking I don't know what's happening. Ha, been there, done that baby. I don't mind being the Sugar Daddy, I actually enjoy it - but it's not a one way street. When Daddy is happy, everybody is happy. Thank Gawd for Eccie girls...they make Daddy very happy Originally Posted by mwsatx
Come here daddy!!
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  • 03-13-2013, 11:12 AM
Mwsatx thanks for cheering me up, it always nice when u hear a story way worse than urs.

Then again jucci has a way of puttin a smile on ur face and ginger can make u forget ur problems for a while.
Jucci in my life makes me happy!
My great and have been dating for a few years. Things slowed down, I mention it and no change. So I ended up back in the hobby. Then one night we are downtown having a nice dinner and a few drinks. I thought I would try to spice things up a bit. We get up to leave and I say, how about another drink in the bar. I ordered us drinks and went to restroom. I walk to her and act like a stranger trying to pick her up. She smiles and role plays it great. She asks for my phone number (role playing) and then goes to restroom. While gone I receive a text of pic of her spreading her pussy and a note that says "100 bucks and you can do whatever you want to it". I lay Benny on the bar in front of her seat. She sits down, put Ben in her purse, slams her drink, look me in the eyes and say " I am going to wear you out", gets up and we leave. Had the best sex ever. Damn bitch up sold me. As I was pounding doggie with my thumb in her arse she says $50 more and you can have that to.
We do this from time to time and it costs me half as much as a provider.
Moral of the story is: men. Need to do their job to keep the spice and romance pays great dividends.
Other moral of the story: good sex cost money
U never will have that problem again, long as Jucci is here....



Come here daddy!! Originally Posted by me_jucci
me_jucci=me_happi
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Mwsatx thanks for cheering me up, it always nice when u hear a story way worse than urs.

Then again jucci has a way of puttin a smile on ur face and ginger can make u forget ur problems for a while. Originally Posted by colt
You're welcome Colt. I can finally laugh about it now too.

Jucci & Ginger are on my (very) short list.