Q: What's the difference between Obama and God?
A: God doesn't think he is Obama
Q: What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
A: Just a little bs
Q: Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?
A: The ink isn't dry yet.
Q. Why won’t Obama laugh at himself?
A. Because it would be racist.
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
A: Barack Obama!
Q: What does Simba and Obama have in common?
A: One is an African Lion and the other one is a lyin African!
Q: Did you hear about Obama's plan to end unemployment?
A: He's gonna expand the NBA to 32,000 teams!
Q: Barack Obama is on a sinking ship, who gets saved?
A: The Country!
Originally Posted by IIFFOFRDB
Eight years of Bush resulted in the USA being in the worst recession since the great depression. Obama got the USA out the recession. The DJIA is at 14,500 points and headed towards 15,000 points. Obama will give one thing a free education and you sure do need it.