Size Matters

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I would rather be with tiny then have to be asked over and over and over and over again "how do you like my BIG dick" .. Nothing like a guy who knows he's huge and the entire appointment is all about confirming that for him. sorry Originally Posted by Frankie Fine

I only ask, repeatedly, so how do you like my 1.3" of dangling death.
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I only ask, repeatedly, so how do you like my 1.3" of dangling death. Originally Posted by pyramider

....as long as it reaches from me to her I'm happy.........



elg......
errrr just eat-em till any size will do. eat till they scream I NEED DICK NOW, hold em to ya face a bit longer.

so they in a hurry and not take time ta go to her toy box. Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
and have a headboard they can prop themselves onto so you cant escape till rheir done with you and at least roll them over so she smoke a couple cigs, at least you have to let her get through one, then she should be able to withstand my gone in sixty seconds impersonation
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I would rather be with tiny then have to be asked over and over and over and over again "how do you like my BIG dick" .. Nothing like a guy who knows he's huge and the entire appointment is all about confirming that for him. sorry Originally Posted by Frankie Fine
Amen same thing with abs the attractive guys with abs never mention them once the not so hot guys with abs want them worshipped and bring them up and write you about how hot they are while setting up the date.
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  • 04-11-2013, 02:18 PM
Amen same thing with abs the attractive guys with abs never mention them once the not so hot guys with abs want them worshipped and bring them up and write you about how hot they are while setting up the date. Originally Posted by Lexxxy
They need to tell you how good looking they are, because you'd never know it just by looking at them.

Kinda like the guys who are always telling people how often they workout.
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  • 04-11-2013, 02:41 PM

I would rather be with tiny then have to be asked over and over and over and over again "how do you like my BIG dick" .. Nothing like a guy who knows he's huge and the entire appointment is all about confirming that for him. sorry Originally Posted by Frankie Fine
Amen same thing with abs the attractive guys with abs never mention them once the not so hot guys with abs want them worshipped and bring them up and write you about how hot they are while setting up the date. Originally Posted by Lexxxy
Should I mention how short, fat & bald a lot, too? lol

Oh, wait.... I have tons of navel lint!! You could knit a sweater with it.
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I would rather be with tiny then have to be asked over and over and over and over again "how do you like my BIG dick" .. Nothing like a guy who knows he's huge and the entire appointment is all about confirming that for him. sorry Originally Posted by Frankie Fine
Sorry... I didn't realize I said it so many times.... oh, you said BIG dick. I was saying little earthworm.
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But... But... But... I thought women go for guys with a good sense of humor <rolls eyes>

Even this study is something of a farce. Yes, size matters. Quite a lot, I'd wager. And I'm also reasonably sure women do, in fact, like a good sense of humor. But, all things being equal (or not), it's the size of the wallet that matters most. Followed closely by the size of the cock, sense of humor pulling a distant third.
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What girl doesn't like a big hard thick...wallet?
All jokes aside personality, humor, intellect,and a willingness to please are the sexiest things in the world.
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  • 04-11-2013, 08:20 PM
What girl doesn't like a big hard thick...wallet?
All jokes aside personality, humor, intellect,and a willingness to please are the sexiest things in the world. Originally Posted by Lexxxy
Oh please, I've got a funny personality.
(Oh, that wasn't too smart to write)

I think I covered all the bases, I just have to go out and plant my wallet in the ground to grow a big, ol' money tree.
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what is in your wallet
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  • 04-11-2013, 08:34 PM
Should I say a capital one card? lol

A money tree could grow to be big, hard and thick.
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Interesting article. Stands to reason certainly from what we "know" evolutionarily about our species and others.
Size of your member is just one component. The article was pretty clear that size was trumped by height and body shape.
Women have, I think, a much more vested interested in mates. Females have a shorter window for reproduction - teenage yrs to maybe 40s -- in general, always exceptions. They produce one egg usually and only once per cycle and during a finite window during the cycle when conception can occur. The egg holds the same genetic components as the male offering but dominates in material size, nutrients etc. Women have to gestate the offsping, 40 wks give or take with human females. A tremendous burden on their bodies and lives, some lasting long after the child is born. Females, even in our modern, more equal societies, still are responsible for the lions share of the child rearing responsibility...feeding (especially if breast feeding), other care, etc. Soooo...it stands to reason females look for a whole host of markers for a mate and penis size may be one of them, but is a much smaller aspect than we as men, always thinking with our dicks, may think.
And the article referenced that...height, body shape, shoulder width, hip structure. AND of course a board full of guys focused on the title...

Interesting article, thanks for posting!!
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Confidence is sexy no matter what size!

Conceited..or "cocky".. Is a turn off for me

There is sooo much more to having a good time then just the ol' in an out IMHO