I’ll go first:
  I just can’t stand it when someone calls your drinks [insert whatever reason here] because we’re so close and all, and then when you go back to play, it was like………………hugh?  I thought we were friends.  We are; we’re just not friends with benefits.  I’m a working girl – not a slut.  PS, not that I like the word slut, but you know what I mean.
Feel free to discuss amongst yourselves even so I'll be out of pocket starting tomorrow.......................  ...