I have a name...and it's Samantha.

Miss Thom,
First, I make the assumption it is "Miss". You did mention a boyfriend and not a husband.

Secondly, I would like to respectfully inquire as to any other quirks that would be relevant in making a successful reservation of your time. After all, first email impressions are critical.

Finally, I respectfully ask that I be allowed to address you as "Ma'am" or " Miss Thom". My sister's name is Samantha and I would not feel right to call out that particular name while in the throes of ecstasy.

I would add that I sincerely hope my written words are received in the context and tone in which they were intended.

Thanks in advance, Originally Posted by cheatercheater

GASP!!! I LIKE IT, CHEATER!!!!! I LIKE ITTT!!!! Your polite, well-written eloquent post got me excited!!!! We haven't met but you know me so well. Yes, it is Miss. Mwahhhh!!! Good morninggggggg!!!

Most of my hobby friends call me "Honey" from the get-go

I can't complain since it's the name I chose for myself LOL!

(The rest call me "Rose").

Here we are debating the finer points of Amy Vanderbilt in an underworld of strange and strangers......just classic. Originally Posted by Hugh Jardon

It's all in the 2012 "Amy Vanderbilt Book of Etiquette" chapter on escorting. Also, the condom should be placed two inches from the edge of the nightstand the pinky should be kept lifted while giving a hand job.

Most of my hobby friends call me "Honey" from the get-go

I can't complain since it's the name I chose for myself LOL!

(The rest call me "Rose").



It's all in the 2012 "Amy Vanderbilt Book of Etiquette" chapter on escorting. Also, the condom should be placed two inches from the edge of the nightstand the pinky should be kept lifted while giving a hand job.
Originally Posted by HoneyRose

So dont call you Baby or Sexy or Smooth Skin, Ms Helpful, just Honey or Rose got it

Samantha has successfully turned this into a threAD gotta love it

Samantha has successfully turned this into a threAD gotta love it Originally Posted by Thatdude

Which seemed like her obvious intent. Much ado about nothing, but I'm sure it will generate some business for her.

Honey, I would bet when you drop your top, guys are not calling you Honey. Maybe Wow, OMG, Yea Baby!! But not Honey

Most of my hobby friends call me "Honey" from the get-go

I can't complain since it's the name I chose for myself LOL!

(The rest call me "Rose").



It's all in the 2012 "Amy Vanderbilt Book of Etiquette" chapter on escorting. Also, the condom should be placed two inches from the edge of the nightstand the pinky should be kept lifted while giving a hand job. Originally Posted by HoneyRose

So dont call you Baby or Sexy or Smooth Skin, Ms Helpful, just Honey or Rose got it

Samantha has successfully turned this into a threAD gotta love it Originally Posted by Thatdude

Even I called her 'Honey' from the get-go. Hahhhh!!

Whatever you call this...thread, threAD or threat...people who 'get' and understand me now have found me....and people who don't get me or like me now stay away. In the end, it's good for both parties. :-)

I knew it, once a week showering ... the things we have to do to tickle some taint.

My 1.3" of dangling death will be the worst 1.3" of your life ... ijs. And yes, many ladies have thought, and later wished, that it has fallen off. Originally Posted by pyramider

Wow...it sounds so bad!! If I EVER get so unlucky and get to see it in person (I hope not)....I will do this to it:

Are you scared and look like this now? : or or
I have seen 2'' before and I felt bad...and it wasn't even 'dangling'!

Even I called her 'Honey' from the get-go. Hahhhh!!

Whatever you call this...thread, threAD or threat...people who 'get' and understand me now have found me....and people who don't get me or like me now stay away. In the end, it's good for both parties. :-) Originally Posted by samantha thom

So many providers are trying to be like Tara now, it's the ultimate compliment to her.

Good luck with your threAD.

I always know I am going to have fun when Samantha starts a thread. Being a Texan I use my fair share of Hon and Sweetie but having grow up in the Military I tend to use Sir and Ma'm a lot so I have had my ass chewed by more than one "corporate feminist" had one tell me she was no "Madam".

So many providers are trying to be like Tara now, it's the ultimate compliment to her.

Good luck with your threAD. Originally Posted by Tiger Woods

Thank you for your help, Tiger! I tried golf too before to be good like you....but I saw big chunk of earth flying off and the ball was still there untouched. So I quit golf and made Tara my new idol. Sorry!

Thank you for your help, Tiger! I tried golf too before to be good like you....but I saw big chunk of earth flying off and the ball was still there untouched. So I quit golf and made Tara my new idol. Sorry! Originally Posted by samantha thom

becareful of your aspirations...its not all good...ijs

Perhaps the use of "sexy" or "baby" or whatever other name a Hobbyist chooses to call you reflects the perception that many (most?) Providers do not use their real names. The offending Hobbyists might have presume that your "real" name wasn't Samantha.

Therefore, I must confess that my "real" first name is NOT Txcwby6. Phew! Glad I got that off my chest. Originally Posted by txcwby6

A lady I have seen before told me her real name. I feel really weird using her hobby name now. I plan to see her again and have no idea what to call her. Even more so now that this thread is on the table. People can get all uptight at the smallest of things.

A lady I have seen before told me her real name. I feel really weird using her hobby name now. I plan to see her again and have no idea what to call her. Even more so now that this thread is on the table. People can get all uptight at the smallest of things. Originally Posted by Texasm31

Especially when we're not even talking about their real name, like this case!

I'm ok if a man calls me babe, sweetie, hon, or any other term of endearment. I'm sure most men aren't being disrespectful, they just think its cute. Now if you pm me saying hey sugar tits lets go bang...that's another story...that's not acceptable until at least date number 3!!!

Now if you pm me saying hey sugar tits lets go bang...that's another story...that's not acceptable until at least date number 3!!! Originally Posted by UTR.DJinDallas

How about if we post it and just skip the PM?