So Ladies, when you orgasm, what percentage is a clitoris orgasm and what percentage is a vaginal orgasm?

jfred and Dannie

I believe we should have coffee-A Starbucks in Southlake if they have stopped shooting...

I do miss posting but then I am mostly not around...If the lady does not seem to be enjoying herself then it is mostly a waste of my time and money. That lends credibility to the mental stimulation theory-probably for both parties.

BTW Dannie, as I have said in PM's to you--you have a great butt and great legs. I must go now as the mental stimulation is kicking in!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Originally Posted by shooter6.5

It's nice to see you back, shooter. It would be great if you posted more -- but I understand that the world is a target-rich environment these days and there are people you have to...well (how else do I say this?)...shoot.

The Town Square execution was the most excitement our sleepy burg has had in a long time. DPS Chief sent a phone call to everyone assuring us that this was just out-of-town Mexicans murdering each other and not a random pick-off. I'm glad of that (like everyone else, of course). We're a tight, pistol totin' citizenry over here as it is and (in my perverse imagination) it would have been interested to see how the local menfolk responded to a psycho killer randomly snuffing us while we're shopping, which of course we do a lot of!

I'm up for coffee with Dannie and her pals. I'm just certain that if I could hold her hands, look into her eyes, look down her blouse, get a gander up her skirt and perhaps grope her a little...she'd understand what I've been trying to communicate (with only marginal success, apparently).

If Dannie won't come I'll settle for you and a mocha. Call me.

P.S. Are you a clit man or a vajayjay kinda guy? You didn't say and you can't post on here unless you stick to the subject.

I am personally a clit man with a bit of starfish thrown in now and then. Depends on the mind set and the beauty of it all.

I leave the area this next week for a while-must keep my weapons quals current but will then be back for a while and will give you a call for the starbucks drink--on me !!!!!!!!

It did surprise me that there was no CHL carriers in the area or for that matter none of Southlakes finest, given the location. We can discuss that later.

Drop me a PM with your #, and I will give you a call in about two weeks.

...It did surprise me that there was no CHL carriers in the area or for that matter none of Southlakes finest, given the location. We can discuss that later. Originally Posted by shooter6.5

No doubt we can talk it to death.

But I gotta tell you a couple things. Sorry, I have poor impulse control...

You are correct that the killing took place embarrassingly close to not only the police station but the seats of several branches of local government. I've been imagining conversations in the DPS offices. It's the spy cams that proved the heroes. Haven't talked to friends on the force yet but want to hear how they're taking it, and snicker a little.

At any moment in Town Square there are surely dozens of concealed handguns. The absence of citizen intervention is evidence for what I tell my redneck buddies who swear they're ready for anything because there's a Glockette in their pockette: When something happens you're dull brain is still not going to know what the fuck was going on until it's all over.

At the local Starbucks it was explained to me this morning that the wife, who had stepped out of the SUV and left her hub helpless in the passenger seat, was obviously a party to the crime because, "When have you ever seen a Mexican let his wife drive."

It's a great country, shooter. Thanks for your time where they hate us.

The documentary itself allots about one quarter of its program time to the issue of male response and 3/4 of the program to the (more interesting and complex) matter of female sexual response.

It's the amount of program time not how long it takes to have one. Jeeze.

Do you enjoy your "state of confusion"? Why don't you just watch the damn thing?? Originally Posted by jfred

I do enjoy my state of clarity. There is no confusion to what I posted. I have not had "program time." The ladies I have visited usually follow my program.

I'm up for coffee with Dannie and her pals. I'm just certain that if I could hold her hands, look into her eyes, look down her blouse, get a gander up her skirt and perhaps grope her a little...she'd understand what I've been trying to communicate (with only marginal success, apparently).
Originally Posted by jfred

So you are insinuating that you will rip her clothes off and do her against the wall like the lady you mentioned earlier in the thread? Whether it p4p, or real life, that should be worked out ahead of time or that could be considered assault ... ijs.

Haven't read the thread but what about anal orgasm? Taintual orgasm (pyramider can explain...? Nipplegasm?

They are not urban legends...

This has been an awesome thread and has been educational and enjoyable on so many levels.

- amazing advice from two of my favorite ladies ever. Motor, you asked great questions. As a beneficiary of the answers you received, I thank you. And the ladies I will see in the future thank you.

- a stunning demonstration of the arrogance of man, performed with spectacular verbosity.

- tainted remarks and chewing instruction.

Who could ask for more?

This has been an awesome thread and has been ...a stunning demonstration of the arrogance of man, performed with spectacular verbosity. Originally Posted by Caleb

Okay, Caleb, I think you mean me. I could dispute your accusation of arrogance but won't for two reasons: (1) I'm not that arrogant and (2) the Semitic root of your name means Dog and that tells me something right there.

But I have been wordy, haven't I? Guys around here used to be able to be able to cobble together more than a few lame bullet points. Nobody likes to read anymore.

But even given that, I have been unnecessarily loquacious of late. They changed my meds last week and I'm frustrated by a woman I want and can't have. Needed to get a few extra syllables out of my head I suppose. Sorry it was tedious.

I'll chill for the weekend -- work in the yard or out in the shed if it's raining, smoke a little [may not be mentioned] and get my head back together.

Peace.

Okay, Caleb, I think you mean me. I could dispute your accusation of arrogance but won't for two reasons: (1) I'm not that arrogant and (2) the Semitic root of your name means Dog and that tells me something right there. Originally Posted by jfred

If you are suggesting I am a son of a bitch, you may actually have a valid point. Doubtless you will find company in that opinion.

Hope your weekend is stellar.

jfred and Dannie

I believe we should have coffee-A Starbucks in Southlake if they have stopped shooting. We could meat and Dannie could invite several of her girlfriends and we could have a conversation about both Vaginal and clitorial stimulation. Depending on how open minded the ladies are we could also discuss stimulation of the starfish.

I do miss posting but then I am mostly not around. This is one of the more interesting threads I have read and enjoyed for a while. It is interesting how things change over the years. When all of this caught my attention numerous years ago it was, in a large part about my satisfaction-that has changed and now it is a "we" meeting. If the lady does not seem to be enjoying herself then it is mostly a waste of my time and money. That lends credibility to the mental stimulation theory-probably for both parties.

BTW Dannie, as I have said in PM's to you--you have a great butt and great legs. I must go now as the mental stimulation is kicking in!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Originally Posted by shooter6.5

Thank you, Shooter! I miss the shit outta you and I'm glad to see you posting, even though I'd much rather have your face firmly planted between my legs .

I'm up for coffee anytime. My gal pals...well, we will see LOL.

Anyway, have a great day everyone! I suggest everyone do thorough, in-person research on this subject over the weekend and report back!
OXOXO
~D.

I am going to chew my way thru the weekend.

I am going to chew my way thru the weekend. Originally Posted by pyramider

STOP IT!!

Everytime I suck on a soft peach I'll think about this thread. Yes, it has been informative. As for Southlake, I'm told that a sanctioned hit is the tip of the iceberg for many of the "mis-fortunes" in that area. But I have no inside info and don't live that far away, so.... I will say it now makes shopping and dining on the square a bit more interesting.

STOP IT!!




Originally Posted by TheOriginalDannie

Its pinck so I just chew it like bubble gum ... thinck Bazooka Bubble Gum ... Bazooka Joe chews it ...

Interesting comment Dannie, "a lady who knows what she is doing can flood etc." Could you elaborate a bit? So she can in fact, fake this aspect of being sexually stimulated? Hmm,,, I always thought that a sure sign of making good vibes. I always care what the ladies want. Hate to think even this measure is invalid. Sigh,,,,