I'll have some Grey Poupon, please

do you have to wash your NUTS with high dollar whore

or will they wash your NUTS for you?

i would think they should wash your nuts

and you should be able to use as MANY TOWELS as you wish........ALL of them dammit

So, I met this whore who swears she is not a hooker. She claims that she is a HDH.

You can imagine my surprise at hearing this. Originally Posted by dearhunter

"Nuff heard". I mean.... seriously? A rose is a rose is a rose? Now the question for me is just ... who got fucked here. She or you?

DH mate,
We can speculate till eternity about what constitutes a 'golden pussy' and I believe the link below will bear the finest explanation ever spoken. No doubt Gilbert Gottfried has rented a golden pussy or two in his time. Good on ya there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pk-fzM1Fz0

Nina, funny that you should mention "rose"...........she had a red rose blossom tatooed around her asshole........she told me to smell the rose.........it smelled a lot like ass.

On the bright side, there was no up charge.

Were there any thorns?

I'm still up in the air about this... Did she have GSO3?

Nina, funny that you should mention "rose"...........she had a red rose blossom tatooed around her asshole........she told me to smell the rose.........it smelled a lot like ass.

On the bright side, there was no up charge. Originally Posted by dearhunter

Well then I know who you're talking about LOL. I didn't know she charged by the ounce.

LD, if she had whipped out a little GSO3 we wouldn't be having this conversation..........some things are a given.............but, I do appreciate how you can feel for my dilemma.

"rose"...........she had a red rose blossom tatooed around her asshole........she told me to smell the rose.........it smelled a lot like ass.

On the bright side, there was no up charge. Originally Posted by dearhunter

Well then I know who you're talking about LOL. I didn't know she charged by the ounce. Originally Posted by OliviaHoward

That's some funny shit right there. Got me wigging out.

That's some funny shit right there. Got me wigging out. Originally Posted by R.M.

LOL!

I think dearhunter is a great potential sugar daddy.

She was wearing bling.......she had a rock the size of my pinky nail dangling from a nipple ring.........and I almost forgot.........she had a "HDH" tattoo with an arrow pointing down positioned right above her cooter.
Originally Posted by dearhunter

That is just so last century my dear, specially in times of "anal bleaching" , oh no!! Now I am shocked ;-) ! She probably was a HDH back in the days when Michael Jackson was still cool. Oh, wait..... is she "25" since half a century as well And does she think a Bachelor is "a few advanced degrees" , too ?

Nowadays HDHs don‘t use arrow nails tattoed anymore for gents like you, when god has invented the "smartphone" with Navi System! . That said, only if it`s an IPHONE, then she`s a true HDH

No, this, um, lady just had hers tatted. Mother of God I can't imagine how much THAT hurt. She's low volume too. Just ask her in between her six appointments a day. Guess she's dyslexic. LOL.

WTF, I'm guessing you're right.

I love this D&T Forum...........it is full of smart bitches.

We were basking in the afterglow of the 9th time I made her orgasm (fuck you WTF) when I asked her how many carrots her rock was..........she wasn't sure. She did say it took 7 dollars in quarters to get it out of the scoop bin at the chucky cheese.

chucky cheese is awesome