So, Huskerman23 goes bear hunting up in Alaska. He’s on top of a ridge overlooking a watering hole, gotta nice big Griz lined up in his sights. Before he can pull the trigger, he feels a tap on his shoulder. Turning around, he sees the biggest fuckin’ brown bear he’s ever seen in his life…..just standing there…hands on hips. The bear reaches out, takes his gun, busts it in half. Bear says “you shouldn’t be doin’ this. Gonna have to teach you a lesson. Drop your pants.” Well huskerman23 objects, but the bear ain’t takin’ no for an answer, and the bear beats the shit outta him and sodomizes him for an hour straight. He crawls out of the woods……
And a year later he’s back. New, bigger gun. Different ridge. Gotta ‘nother Griz in his sights, and there’s that tap on his shoulder again. Same big brown bear…..hands on hips. Bear slaps the gun out of his hands and says “you know the drill….drop your pants!” This time Huskerman23 gets sodomized for two hours……and crawls out of the woods.
Another year and he’s back again. This time he’s got a friggin’ machine gun. Just as soon as he’s got another griz in his sights…..there’s that tap on his shoulder. He turns around and the bear slaps the gun out of his hands. Bear looks at Huskerman23 and says “admit it….you’re not here for the hunting, are you?”