Joyrider Toilet/Rimming Chair... help!!

Wait....So let me get this straight. You plan to sit on that toilet seat and take a shit in a guy's mouth? And the guy is going to pay you to do this? Originally Posted by lowdog

LMFAO. Dude there are some sick twisted fuckers out there, nothing would surprise me.

Wait....So let me get this straight. You plan to sit on that toilet seat and take a shit in a guy's mouth? And the guy is going to pay you to do this? Originally Posted by lowdog

I never said that. Is that something you'd like to try?

I never said that. Is that something you'd like to try? Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne

You said in your original post that you planned on using it for your "brown showers".

to be considered a shower it does not have to be taken by mouth. Some like it like that but I've never done that before. I've only had golden consumption.. are there any other questions?

ok so here are the major components (excluding the pipe) that I have found so far.

Eye Bolts- http://www.romac.com/CATALOG/duc-lug...g-eye-bolt.pdf

Springs- I decided not to go with the trampoline springs but rather something that I know will hold up. At 95# workload my chair will be 30% stronger than the original chair. More than worth it for me.
http://www.centuryspring.com/Store/i...ckNumber=81134

O Rings- on the original chair, the springs are attached to the seat by rings. I think I like that look better than drilling through the pipe. An engineer friend of mine said he would try the oval ones; I was thinking the 1in Os. what do you guys think?http://www.mcmaster.com/#catalog/119/1419/=ovzisl

Toilet Seat- it's commercial grade, and at 2.5in thick, it should stand up to the drilling and countersinking without cracking. http://www.wayfair.com/Comfort-Seats...1106.html?piid[]=7385544

I'll be getting the top and bottom frame welded together, leaving the middle bars so I can change them out for length. I want to make this fucker as strong as I can.

once I countersink the bolts, I'm thinking about covering over the whole seat with resin to reinforce strength and make it shiny. I have a quart or so in the garage. Do you think that is doing too much?

Kinda fague on the brown shower shit, (no pun intended), sounds gross and completely off the table whatever it is...

as long as you're not the one doing it, you shouldn't be too concerned about it.

You said you were buying materials and then going to have it welded. What are you using for the tubing?

LD, better make it "comfort height" - your knees aren't getting any younger.

You said you were buying materials and then going to have it welded. What are you using for the tubing? Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Like you said, 3/4in galvanized. I'm going to go to the store and make sure all my parts fit together.

LD, better make it "comfort height" - your knees aren't getting any younger. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

No shit, you know me so well. But I need to be close enough to the floor to properly queen my mouth slave. He loves to service me for hours. I have to make him stop sometimes. I'll figure my knees out later.

You're having it welded now...be sure to mention that. Welding galvanized pipe releases zinc oxide and possibly lead oxide gas...the former gives you flu like symptoms for two days, the latter kills you...the welder will need breathing protection...

I'm drawing out a plan and making notations now, so I will be sure to note that. Thanks. What about the rings? Oblong or circle?

LMFAO. Dude there are some sick twisted fuckers out there, nothing would surprise me. Originally Posted by seedman55

I agree, makes me sick thinking some sick fuckers would like that.

Does the customer order his meal several days before?

Maybe blueberry jello to add some color?

That plumbing pipe from HD in galv or Black would generally not be considered to have weldable properties.

Build it or buy it but if somebody's genitalia gets caught in one of those springs they are gonna wish there mothers never met their fathers.

Build it or buy it but if somebody's genitalia gets caught in one of those springs they are gonna wish there mothers never met their fathers. Originally Posted by oilfieldscum

Probably...but I think some people actually like that.