What happened to me at a grocery store?

Penthouse letters... I thought it was a private dick trying to set him up by his wife for a divorce. Was waitingf or the guy from cheaters to hop out of the bushes.

Made for a good read.

Thanks

I don't see this Tori on ECCIE, but I'm not experienced with this and there maybe a search method I'm missing. However, she's on Dallas Backpage. (95% certain it's her.) I won't link to her here, in case she wouldn't like that. However, she doesn't put her name Tori in her ad title, so a Google search doesn't work and you have to search on Backpage. She's the natural beauty with the ad currently dated Oct. 1st. In person I think she looked even better, but that might be my preference for women without makeup who don't need makeup. I called her number, but after a number of rings, I just get an automated "good-bye" response. Perhaps because I use a Google Voice VOIP number? It doesn't call-block the number, but I don't know if it shows any name. I'm completely unfamiliar with attempting to contact a professional...professionally.


My wife says I need to find a girlfriend, and says if I take her home...the girlfriend has to do laundry. :P Once every other day is all my wife can handle, but I'm healthy so it isn't quite satiating. My wife certainly wasn't setting me up. I don't think anyone I personally know would. Would professionals agree to such a setup on behalf of someone else? I'm guessing most would not, as it would be a type of disrepect of privacy.

What is his wife's contact info?

I'm sure this story won't hurt Toni's business. Assuming she's legit, of course.

I'm sure this story won't hurt Toni's business. Assuming she's legit, of course. Originally Posted by JohnnyYanks

Maybe he's really her pimp, trying a brand new way to drum up business. If so, it's a unique way of doing it. If not, then the OP is simply one lucky dude, and my apologies to him for suggesting the P word. Not making any accusations here, just wondering out loud.

Why can't shit like that happen to me? Fuck man I shop all the damn time. I have to find a way to get some of that free pussy out of the hobby. Just to see if I can. I'm going to the damn store. Anybody need anything? Lol

...free pussy... Originally Posted by Catdaddy444

There is no such thing as free pussy. Can you pick me up a case of beer?

... Not making any accusations here, just wondering out loud ... Originally Posted by hotindallas

Tales of High Quality commodities being sold for Low Quality prices always give me pause. Aren't all notable scams some variant of this?

There is no such thing as free pussy. Can you pick me up a case of beer?

Originally Posted by hotindallas

Your right sir! And I did get you the case of beer but a hot little blonde helped me drink it the alley of the store. Didn't get her name or anything but did get a blow pop? I think.

Tales of High Quality commodities being sold for Low Quality prices always give me pause. Aren't all notable scams some variant of this? Originally Posted by JohnnyYanks

Exactly why I was concerned.

Not that I'm illiterate, but I have no interest in erotic fiction. That would be my wife who like the 50 Shades stuff. I need it visual and tactile.

Pffft! Does anyone take this Walter Mitty seriously? If so, please let me know because I own the Tollway and I'm willing to sell shares in it.

Pffft! Does anyone take this Walter Mitty seriously? If so, please let me know because I own the Tollway and I'm willing to sell shares in it. Originally Posted by Lust4xxxLife

I want in for sure. How much do you want?
Since you advertised in this thread, I know it is for real.

Torito

I too would like several shares of the Tollway please. Well, if it the new one, I don't want any shares of that dirty old one.