Why can't we

Am I an appreciated contributor to the overall buffoonery? Originally Posted by sexymaid_69

yes you are. i'm just an asshole.

Ok,

Now I am confused....

Am I a lurker?
Am I a Peon?
Am I an appreciated contributor to the overall buffoonery?

Can I get some clarification? hmmm?

I already know that I'm special Originally Posted by sexymaid_69

You arent a lurker because you post
We are all peons except Pistolero
Yes you are certainly an appreciated member to the buffoonery community

JW is not an asshole. He is an asshole extraordinaire

JW is not an asshole. He is an asshole extraordinaire Originally Posted by amishgangster

yep

We are all peons except Pistolero and The2Dogs Originally Posted by amishgangster

FTFY

FTFY Originally Posted by Pistolero

My bad, thanks.

Ok,

Now I am confused....

Am I a lurker?
Am I a Peon?
Am I an appreciated contributor to the overall buffoonery?

Can I get some clarification? hmmm?

I already know that I'm special Originally Posted by sexymaid_69

Posting taint helps with the clarity. Taint clears the mind of the fog from daily bs.

I am an equal opportunity acceptor of a blowjob since I am blind and cant see anything but the top of your head anyway. My preference would be if you took your teeth out beforehand.

I was in a bar once with my alligator.
The alligator is trained.
I made a bar bet that I could put my dick in the alligators mouth and it would not bite it.
So after accepting the bets I hit the alligator on the head with a stick and it opened its mouth.
I placed my dick in its mouth and hit it on the had again.
The alligator closed its mouth and the people in the bar were amazed.
I hit the alligator on the head again and it opened its mouth and my dick was not scratched.
I turned and asked if there was anyone in the bar that wanted to try it.
This guy from Pittsburgh waved his hand and shouted.
" I will, but you don't have to hit me with the stick"

Now that's funny... Reminds me of another story...

One night I ran into 2dogs at the same bar without his alligator. He had a dozen martinis lined up in front of him. I asked, "What's up with all the drinks, cowboy?" 2dogs replied, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob." I high-fived him and said "Congratulations! But hey, don't you think 12 martinis might be a bit excessive?"

2dogs explained, "I figure if this doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, then nothing will!"

Now that's funny... Reminds me of another story...

One night I ran into 2dogs at the same bar without his alligator. He had a dozen martinis lined up in front of him. I asked, "What's up with all the drinks, cowboy?" 2dogs replied, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob." I high-fived him and said "Congratulations! But hey, don't you think 12 martinis might be a bit excessive?"

2dogs explained, "I figure if this doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, then nothing will!" Originally Posted by lustylad

Touché!

Such a classy retort!

Bravo lustylad