Well..it's that time again!

I am trading in the taco stands,ice covered roads and crazy "winter weather conditions",
(I mean,come on, It was raining Dippin' Dots this morning...)
for a sparkling blue ocean,soft white sand beaches, water taxi's and HOTT men with BIG ,LONG.......
surfboards..
...at least for a week that is.
It's my Swapportunity
I'm going to
Southern California 
for a week
for some rest and relaxation 
So when you call me next week,(or TRY to call me I should say)
Know that if or when I don't answer...it's only because some very HOTT men and women (hopefully half naked,
) are serving me up ice cold Margarita's (only cause people in Cali have no earthly idea how to make a correct Mojito)
while we rub tanning oil on each other.. laying out by the ocean soaking up the sunshine ( Please God ,let there be sunshine..) .. or moonlight,depending of course..or possibly that I'm surrounded by these same sexy, mostly naked people while we sail the ocean blue
..finding long lost deserted islands.
It is California...the possibilities really are endless.
I know this has got to Sound Familiar. LOL.. Again,These are things I like to do..don't judge me.

I will however do my best to return any reference checks or pm's as quickly as my cell coverage (i.e deserted islands) and/or sobriety will allow.
I'm gone by Sunday(the 9th)..but don't fret,unless I "accidentally"
get stranded on said deserted island , I will Return the following weekend..(the 16th)
Super duper specials before I leave...oh by the way
LOVE YA'LL!!
Be Good!
( But if your Bad..be Better!! )
~Amelia



I am trading in the taco stands,ice covered roads and crazy "winter weather conditions",
(I mean,come on, It was raining Dippin' Dots this morning...)
for a sparkling blue ocean,soft white sand beaches, water taxi's and HOTT men with BIG ,LONG.......
surfboards..

...at least for a week that is.
It's my Swapportunity

I'm going to


for a week


So when you call me next week,(or TRY to call me I should say)
Know that if or when I don't answer...it's only because some very HOTT men and women (hopefully half naked,

while we rub tanning oil on each other.. laying out by the ocean soaking up the sunshine ( Please God ,let there be sunshine..) .. or moonlight,depending of course..or possibly that I'm surrounded by these same sexy, mostly naked people while we sail the ocean blue

It is California...the possibilities really are endless.
I know this has got to Sound Familiar. LOL.. Again,These are things I like to do..don't judge me.

I will however do my best to return any reference checks or pm's as quickly as my cell coverage (i.e deserted islands) and/or sobriety will allow.
I'm gone by Sunday(the 9th)..but don't fret,unless I "accidentally"

Super duper specials before I leave...oh by the way

LOVE YA'LL!!

Be Good!
( But if your Bad..be Better!! )
~Amelia
