Sex is a Man's greatest need and the woman who can continually slay it owns his heart

Nicely done, my brother! Nothing beats cash and chemical enhancements to win the crown! Your Pal, Lance Armstrong

I just had an appointment with the great Greek Queen Kelly Moore in Austin yesterday.

I took her Greek championship and now I am the new Greek Champion. Originally Posted by bonn11

Strap on play???

Hey Bonn, did you get that Bungtastic feeling?

Come on!

You know there was no strap on.

I Greeked her and we both loved every hot freakin moment.

Really dude?? I openly doubt that like most of your verbal garbage is real... Now below is a very promising theory.

LADIES : This guy bonn is a 2 bagger. Not covers. The lovely lady who unfortunately agress to see him will to do this. The first bag is for him then the other for herself. Thats in case hers breaks, rips or comes off. Why?? So she doesn't h ave to look at him period! ! Ha nuff said. feel free to include your opinion!!! Ok

My appearance is very well groomed and sharp gent look.

I smell yummy as well; the ladies love a sharp dressed man that smells great like me.

My appearance is very well groomed and sharp gent look.

I smell yummy as well; the ladies love a sharp dressed man that smells great like me. Originally Posted by bonn11

Dude... I'm sorry, but you really do not come off well with your posts. I'm not sure what you're trying to achieve here. If you're trying to come off as mentally challenged then you're certainly reaching that goal. If you're trying to come off as anything else, then you're failing.

Just my .02 and it's not even worth that but I'm truly saying this so you might realize that you're embarrassing yourself.

Now personally, I find your posts hilarious and I follow them out of morbid curiosity.

Like all visionaries I'm ahead of my time with Trimix and Bimix.

I've received many PMs from gents asking me about Trimix and Bimix.

I'm on the cutting edge of the highest quality erections medical science can achieve.

You're not a afraid of sticking a little needle in the base of your cock or are you??

Well we can say one thing for this man. He certainly gets the responses though he appears to have the intellect of one who's cerebral cortex has been thoroughly lacerated.

This is a goat-f*&k of a man barking of shite, one who had devoted the entirety of his adult life to absurdity. He's a like a hard shell of butt-f*$k nuttery with a creamy layer of holyshitstupid inside.

Being with him must be similar to being savaged by a dead sheep. Not very fun, nor very worthwhile. And certain embarrassing and nothing you would ever admit to nor ever do again.

That he has the incomparable ability to compact the maximum bullshit into the most piddling brain ever is under no dispute. A man who's wit is reflected in his tedious writing.

At least he gives me and excuse to exercise my insults

Miss Valentine. Huggs and kisses to you for that great comment about the Bonn troll.

Give me a break!

Give me a break! Originally Posted by bonn11

Now you have said that alot. Apparently how bout you give us 1......

Sex is a man's greatest need and the woman (provider) that can continually slay a man's lust owns his heart. Originally Posted by bonn11

or in your case..... they own your wallet right?

You need to take your massive cock on the road to Houston.... test it on some of the asses there....

I have some Houston providers lined up for some hot ass tapping.

I have some Houston providers lined up for some hot ass tapping. Originally Posted by bonn11

excellent! So we can expect some reviews and posts in Houston?

I'll watch!