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Looks like an awfully big piece of grapefruit for what a lady would need for me. Does the same thing work with grapes? Originally Posted by Wizard of AhhhhsI was thinking more along the lines of the little orange "cuties" for myself... thanks wiz for making me feel BIGGER.
Let the record show that Ken agreed with me on something. I hear the ice skate business is booming in hell right now! This must be why!I never said I was unreasonable, and I could have sworn I agreed with something you said at one point in the last month. However, as my father used to say... shit happens, which is how he explained me to his friends come to think of it.Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh
I coulda been fucking a grapefruit all these years... Originally Posted by HeyMikeyHeLikesItMany guys complain about MP providers using too much scented oils/lotions... Imagine what happens when you don't get all the grapefruit juice wiped off and in the middle of the afternoon, you have a swarm of fruit flies hovering around your crotch!