Bonn's (HUGE) Pee Wee's Big (err, GAPING) Adventure!

Bonn And his followers...now we have listen his supporters rant omg.

Fighting over Bonn's dick = too funny.

Fighting over Bonn's dick = too funny. Originally Posted by JohnnyYanks

Not near as funny, as someone who took the time to post a review from the Austin Forums here in San Antonio to somehow "Alert" the ladies to Bonn's (HUGE) Pee Wee's Big (err, GAPING) Adventures

As if they didn't already have a clue that he loves trips to Greece.

I think the only "Alert" was the fact someone is jealous a lot of ass pipe is getting plowed. And not by his Pee Wee.

... Am I going to be accused of being Bonn11? Originally Posted by DirkDigglerSanAntonio

I wouldn't worry about that.

But of being a Bonny Knight? Fer sure.

I think the only "Alert" was the fact someone is jealous a lot of ass pipe is getting plowed. And not by his Pee Wee. Originally Posted by DirkDigglerSanAntonio

Hi... "someone" here... Not jealousy at all, my friend. I'm not really into Greek (only a couple times in my life and even fewer in the hobby, of course). It's not a menu item I, or my "Pee Wee", seek. I'm definitely not jealous of his artificially enhanced member - very happy with what I got.



If someone were "stalking" him, someone would have put their comments in the actual review in the Austin forum. Someone did him the courtesy of not putting any commentary about the review style in the actual review thread, leaving it alone, as someone had no comments on the substance or the provider.

Nobody has ever started a thread about me and I HAVE ASS PIPED more lovely ladies than him.

He must be doing something right! He gets free publicity

Thanks DirkDigglerSanAntonio and AllAbtGreek!

I am honored by this thread! Wow!!!

I feel the LOVE!!!!

Hey here is an idea. I can see multiple providers at one time like in an orgy (hint, hint) and see which one likes my Greek the best.

I'm actually focusing my attention now on my ability to try to have a male response three times in an hour.

Hats off to AllAbtGrk he definitely has plowed more ass pipes then me.

AllAbtGrk I would love to go to that orgy (hint, hint). LOL!

Keep begging, Bonn, but I doubt it is happening.

Nobody has ever started a thread about me and I HAVE ASS PIPED more lovely ladies than him.

He must be doing something right! He gets free publicity Originally Posted by AllAboutGrk

I wouldn't rush to praise. He pays a price, and not just in cash. Since his main ass throb Bella Donna chucked him back in March, he has seen and reviewed primarily travelers or he has traveled himself for the sessions. He has created a Board persona that some guys like, and a lot of local ladies don't. As amber_hskpr told him in December, 2011 when she refused to see him, "You were not seen because of your words." (http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=348257)

Hold on here.

Amber housekeeper agreed to see me then flaked on numerous appointments as she does with many other gents.

In reference to Bella Donna there was a major down turn in Greek performance with many rules and she requested me to do something that even I will NOT do.

Repete offender who are you to say who will and will not be invited to an event?

Are you the gatekeeper of certain providers?

Repete offender who are you to say who will and will not be invited to an event?

Are you the gatekeeper of certain providers? Originally Posted by bonn11

I believe Repete said "I doubt" it will happen.

I'm actually focusing my attention now on my ability to try to have a male response three times in an hour. Originally Posted by bonn11

Who's the luck guy?

Does a TS count?

Netx9 you know what I meant.

Being able to bust a nut three times in an hour.

It is fun to chat with the ladies. I just talked to one and she said that everything in tge review happened, but it was very exaggerated and she has had bigger. Originally Posted by Marco68

Bingo!

SL'S Review of an Oil Change:

I went to the dealership and got an oil change. Place was clean and the guy did a great job. They even put a sticker on the windshield to remind me of my next appointment.

BONN"S Review of an Oil Change:

I scheduled my oil change and was surprised that when I got there that it was a chick. She started talking dirty to me so what was I to do? She asked how long my dip stick was so I showed her. She slowly wiped the oil off my dip stick ever so gently with a silky smooth clean rag. After she did the entire shaft she started using her tongue and tickling the end, flicking it like a snake. She cradled the bottom of the dip stick with her little hands as her serpents tongue did the work.

As if my 'large" wrench was big enough with the pills I take (PM me for Info) it seemed to feel even bigger watching her preform the dance with the dip stick. My wrench started to feel very heavy so I strapped it to my leg using rubber coated barbed wire. I was ready for action. It was time to remove the oil filter. She bent over and realized she couldn't reach it. I immediately removed my big ass wrench and next thing you know I was lug nut deep into the engine compartment. She watched me do this and she started breathing very fast. I plowed away turning and turning that slippery filter and when it finally popped off she let out a scream. 6/5 she O'D. I slowly pulled out the nasty lubed up filter and handed it to her and she smiled. You know that cute smile you get when a job is well done.

She asked me to hand her the oil after screwing in the new oil filter. I gave her can after can and she took every last drop. Breathing heavy the entire time. Then she looked up with that cute smile and said... "that's a LOT OF OIL." The hood came down and we both went to the slop sink to wash our hands.

Stay tuned were both getting our tires rotated next week!

SL. It would be a way better review if you include pictures of the Quick-E-Lube.
It would help me think about getting my hooptie done there