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Eight months late to the party. Originally Posted by pyramider
He has a habit of doing that. Originally Posted by ou812ne
It is considered by some to be poor etiquette by bumping old threADs. Given that Destiny has recently updated pics, I had a musing that perhaps there was also a chance this would be reconsidered.
I didn't feel hijacking her pic threAD was appropriate for the question.
Perhaps a PM.
It is just reviews that they discourage from being bumped...
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  • JS42
  • 08-03-2014, 09:04 PM
I think this thread is one not to be bumped. Good gawd dude, all you had to do was check some of her reviews and see if the activity was performed, or shoot her a pm. Pretty tacky to bump a thread of this nature.
  • Roboz
  • 08-03-2014, 09:09 PM
You have gotten great advice on how to proceed if you wish. Just be careful that you stay in control. If you decide to move forward I sure would love to enjoy that experience with you, but you don't need to expand your menu unless you enjoy the activity. Good luck on making a good choice for you. Stay safe kiddo.
Any more thought given to the menu expansion? Originally Posted by algrace
After posting this thread awhile back, I got some excellent advice from several ladies and gents. Unfortunately I have had way too much going on to think about this any further for now, especially considering all of the prep I would need to do to get comfortable enough to do this with a client. It will happen in the future, but will NOT be something I offer to everyone. It won't be anytime soon though, just too much going on to add this right now.

Oh and just be prep'd to go boo boo for the WHOLE nextday ! The aftermath lol

Stock up on toilet paper /wipes, airfesher, a cigarette, another light bulb, portable phone charger to take in restroom, extra soap for showering more, make sure laundry is done, dinner already cooked, and oatmeal to add in the bath tub water to soften ur skin more (sspecifically the A hole) lol,!!! Originally Posted by MissGeisha
lmao that was funny as hell, precisely why I don't have time to add this right now in fact lol
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After posting this thread awhile back, I got some excellent advice from several ladies and gents. Unfortunately I have had way too much going on to think about this any further for now, especially considering all of the prep I would need to do to get comfortable enough to do this with a client. It will happen in the future, but will NOT be something I offer to everyone. It won't be anytime soon though, just too much going on to add this right now. Originally Posted by DestinyInKC
Since nobody said it: Start with a warm tongue.
algrace's Avatar
After posting this thread awhile back, I got some excellent advice from several ladies and gents. Unfortunately I have had way too much going on to think about this any further for now, especially considering all of the prep I would need to do to get comfortable enough to do this with a client. It will happen in the future, but will NOT be something I offer to everyone. It won't be anytime soon though, just too much going on to add this right now.

Originally Posted by DestinyInKC
Thank you for your candid response, Destiny.
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i love greek but i am too big most women tell me they always go ohh no that wont fit there honey lol
i love greek but i am too big most women tell me they always go ohh no that wont fit there honey lol Originally Posted by Lord Humungus
Same here. Because of the width.
Sorry but true
i love greek but i am too big most women tell me they always go ohh no that wont fit there honey lol Originally Posted by Lord Humungus


Oh man, reminds me of my days at the Rock. Originally Posted by CaptainKaos

Fr. Burton, perhaps?
Hey little mama, as a woman who has loved the Grecian language for decades, here are my tried and true tips. Keep in mind that I'm old and a pervert. But I am a woman so I understand your perspective. I was once where you were. So I hope my tips help you!

1. Do it for you, not because someone wants you to do it. Pleasure starts in the mind, and travels south. So start with the mindset that it will be a pleasurable experience for you, and not just a menu offering.
2. Make your partner lick you A LOT back there before you even start to think about insertion. And just my 2 cents. If he/she won't lick it, then they haven’t worked hard enough for it yet.
3. Get the right lube. I use BackSlide, a lube specifically designed for a stroll down the dirty road. It doesn't dissipate like water-based lubes will.
4. Have your partner slip a lubed finger inside you while they are going down. It's much easier to forget a little bit of pain if you're getting a whole lot of pleasure at the same time. And eventually, once you get used to it, you will love it. Anal stimulation is very intense...in a good way.
5. There's numbing cream at sex shops which also help. I don't use them because I like that "hurts so good" feeling. But for the newbie, they can't be beat.
6. Relax. Tell your partner to stay still, and back yourself onto them. And take it slow. Put it in a little, take it out, rinse, repeat. Each time, insert a little bit more until it can't be inserted any deeper. If your partner has not already rang their bell, then the party can begin! But some gents get so excited at getting that close to speaking Greek, sometimes things are over before they truly got started. If that happens, you just laugh it off with each other. There will always be another time to try it!
7. Most of all, have fun. Be in it for the eroticism and the sheer joy of the experience.
8. And this last one is just my personal preference: I'll offer my booty, but I am delighted if they offer theirs too. Nothing gets me more spun up than a flower opening itself up to me, and I'm the honeybee...
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Stock up on toilet paper /wipes, airfesher, a cigarette, another light bulb, portable phone charger.... Originally Posted by Dr. Vanity
I like where this is going...Alllll right!
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^^^ Wow I love me some buttsex but damn I wish I could forget I read that. lol