Cowboy Fans....Brace yourselves for 2014.

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As if Romo and his girlfriends weren't enough of a distraction in years past. Now we are going to have to constantly hear about some motherfucker and his boyfriend.
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my predictions, if I may..

Sunday's game: 49ers 34 Cowgirls 10

2014 Season, Dallas.. 5 wins, 11 losses
threepeckeredbillygoat's Avatar
my predictions, if I may..

Sunday's game: 49ers 34 Cowgirls 10

2014 Season, Dallas.. 5 wins, 11 losses Originally Posted by Chung Tran
I'm going 9 W / 7 L
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I'm going 9 W / 7 L Originally Posted by threepeckeredbillygoat
one of us will have a hearty laugh at the other's expense 4 months from now!
1 SEP 7 3:25PMCDT ) 49ERS L
2 SEP 14 12:00PMCDT ) AT TITANS W
3 SEP 21 12:00PMCDT ) AT RAMS W
4 SEP 28 7:30PMCDT ' SAINTS L
5 OCT 5 12:00PMCDT * TEXANS W
6 OCT 12 3:25PMCDT ) AT SEAHAWKS L
7 OCT 19 3:25PMCDT ) GIANTS L
8 OCT 27 7:30PMCDT + REDSKINS L or W
9 NOV 2 12:00PMCST ) CARDINALS W
10 NOV 9 12:00PMCST ) AT JAGUARS W
11 BYE
12 NOV 23 7:30PMCST ' AT GIANTS L
13 NOV 27 3:30PMCST ) EAGLES L or W
14 DEC 4 7:25PMCST , AT BEARS L
15 DEC 14 7:30PMCST ' AT EAGLES L
16 DEC 21 3:25PMCST * COLTS L
17 DEC 28 12:00PMCST ) AT REDSKINS L




My prediction 5-11 but maybe 6-10 or 7-9 at best as they may get a division win or two, but it will not be in December!
Here's my breakdown (and I think I'm being generous in my assessment):
2-2 in Sept
2-2 in Oct
2-2 in Nov

.....and then December comes along and they BAM go 0-4 (3 of 4 are road games....look 'em up: Who are they gonna beat? Last game...in Washington? ha! C'mon!)

6-10

To go 9-7 or better, Romo and offense would need to score 40 points or more vs several teams on their 2014 sched. And in some games (ie: last season's contest vs Denver, for example) we're talking mid-to-upper 50's to get a win. And who in the NFL does that on a regular basis?

And....if Romo and / or Dez go down to injury...all bets are off. This team will crater and go 4-12....3-13.

This has the potential to become a total dumpster fire....it's best Mr Jones stock up now on his Johnny Walker Blue. He's gonna need it.


I'm going 9 W / 7 L Originally Posted by threepeckeredbillygoat
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As if Romo and his girlfriends weren't enough of a distraction in years past. Now we are going to have to constantly hear about some motherfucker and his boyfriend. Originally Posted by threepeckeredbillygoat

Only if the crack ESPN news crews is asking shower questions again.
Interesting stats, Chateau... I'm starting to think it was Jimmy's brains and not Jerry's for their early success. Originally Posted by Prolongus
Jerry will go to his grave lamenting the fact Jimmy knew how to put together a team and coaching staff....and to this day, Jones still hasn't the foggiest idea what he's doing.

Does anyone really believe Jerry even knew who the hell Emmitt Smith was when Dallas drafted him in '90? Jimmy recruited him to Miami but Emmitt chose to stay a little closer to home and inked with the Gators. Same thing applies to dt, Tony Casillas....he wasn't producing with the Atlanta Falcons....Jimmy had tried recruiting him to Okla State (prior to going to Miami) and bam he became part of that great Dallas D-line (along side Russell Maryland....#1 pick out of Miami in '91.)

In fact, that '91 draft was chockful of big time contributors to Dallas' three Super Bowls....Alvin Harper, 1st round.....Leon Lett, 7th.....Larry Brown form TCU in the 12th (fyi....MVP in Dallas' last Super Bowl win.)

Think Jerry knew the potential talent of any of those players? Unlikely. Since Jimmy's firing, all Jerry knows is how to move up....move down....trade away picks as if their Monopoly money during the NFL Drafts....attempting to make people believe he knows something they don't know.

Bottom line is he's a con artist....a cheap carnival barker.....and this interview with ESPN proves he's also a spiteful, vindictive old man....bitter with the fact he'll never achieve the greatness he once celebrated while Jimmy was running things.
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Jerry's Therapist thinks Jerry needs to be made "glory whole" again..
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I dont think this will be another 8 and 8 season i see much worse than that on the way this year. maybe just maybe it will be bad enough for jerry to pull his head out of his ass to get a real gm for next year
I dont think this will be another 8 and 8 season i see much worse than that on the way this year. maybe just maybe it will be bad enough for jerry to pull his head out of his ass to get a real gm for next year Originally Posted by skirtchaser79411
I agree, since I can't imagine a result remotely close to 8-and-8 with that incredibly pathetic defense.

But hoping that Jerry might hire a competent GM?

I wouldn't wait for that with bated breath!
my predictions, if I may..

Sunday's game: 49ers 34 Cowgirls 10

2014 Season, Dallas.. 5 wins, 11 losses Originally Posted by Chung Tran

Going to be close..... Hehehe!
Awful ...... Just awful! They suck!
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It should have been much worse. The 49ers should have just spancked the girls like BYU did the whiney orange.
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What I really don't understand is why ANYBODY on here is surprised that we are going into yet another stellar season. Jerry Jones is a good business man and the worst thing to happen Cowboys football in the history of the franchise. His goal is to fill seats and make money; winning is secondary. And as long as the idiot fans continue to buy his tickets, he will. Manslut, you are on the right track; you just need to be a bit more proactive. Oh, and I have them at 6/10. I like to be optimistic.