How to say....?

If it smells bad, piss on it...At least then it will have your scent.

If it smells bad, piss on it...At least then it will have your scent. Originally Posted by boardman

I clicked on here to see a cat photo.

Just write an honest review. The providers in question will hear about it.

I clicked on here to see a cat photo. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Feeling a little lazy this morning...forgot about my fans.

Here ya go

Just write an honest review. The providers in question will read it. Originally Posted by oilfieldscum

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. . . Which now begs the question, doES SHE need to be reminded to take a shower STANDING ON HER HEAD before a date?
Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

Fixed it.

I have luckily never had this problem with a professional woman. In the civilian world however, It happens.

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Here ya go
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That's better.

Hope you get that cleared up soon Slit. I wouldn't know about those afflictions Originally Posted by Larch4

Don't worry about my comments.
Just struck me funny as one of those inane first world problems.
I'm obviously a sarcastic mf!

Well thanks for the laughs boys. If I wrote an honest review of whom I've seen that have surprised me with uncleanliness, I may just give up as they've been some of my favorites. I'm happy it isn't every time but I do expect a certain level if I am to put out a buck. Just saying. Still, hard to tell them outright. Just not comfortable.

Hell yes, but at the end of the session and politely. Because we all get used to scents we are familiar with, they may not know unless you alert them ! In the end, you are trying to do them a favor as that is a big turn off. One girl in
Particular who was amazing smelled fine until she O'd. After she was told, knew to apply a topical that had no taste but totally offset her natural "punginess "

"Does it stink in here?.....or is it just you?"

"Hey, baby, your pussy stinks".

Why is this so difficult a question for the OP?

Maybe upgrade the quality of whores you see

Just bring a can of Lysol with ya next time. Lol