When will sexymaid69 start collecting her social secuirty?

All I wanted for Christmas was a piece of pussy. I got some but unfortunately it was the wrong size. I'm going to go out and try to exchange it today. Originally Posted by OMGitsHuge

With a handle like that I'm not surprised.

mine was about the right size
but the b**** forgot to cook the turkey I gave her days before
taint nothing better than sex and hooker cooked turkey
said she was turkeyed out
WTF some other guy stole my idea that I been doing for years
but he gave her a cooked turkey
1st dude it was not as good as her cooking
2nd make her work and cook it
3rd if your going to steel my idea, give her a ham ta cook dang nab it all
then we can swap we each get some hooker cooked ham and turkey
dumb fuck Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

Now there's a man who uses the big head.

give her a ham ta cook dang nab it all
then we can swap we each get some hooker cooked ham and turkey Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

I just love those all you can eat buffets.

I just love those all you can eat buffets. Originally Posted by OMGitsHuge

yup


thanks to sexymaid_69
in my next review I will use the term bobble-head for BBBJ
thanks girl

also thinking using "hay stop pulling on my hair, I know what I'm doing" for daty
like a guy never heard that getting a BJ lol,
or was it ears

yup
thanks to sexymaid_69
in my next review I will use the term bobble-head for BBBJ
thanks girl Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

Cool! I like it>

also thinking using "hay stop pulling on my hair, I know what I'm doing" for daty
like a guy never heard that getting a BJ lol,
or was it ears Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

It's ears......

I might say "stop pulling my hair" but I almost never say "let go of my head"

Jus sayin'

its ears
thanks again

Yes, the ears.

Especially if the gent has no hair.......
like last night.

I have a feeling his ears are a bit sore today.

And NOT because he wasn't good at it.

Quite the opposite.



So who else is getting laid today?
hehehe

Went to see utr ATF today.
last time I saw her was 2 weekend of Nov
I had health problem
when I felt better I started workout therapy program with the one I review the most.
Had a great time with ATF now that I thought I could keep up with her

only one problem
I earned yet again my red wings
wtf she 51 dang nab it give me a break

off ta wash my face

Yes, the ears.

Especially if the gent has no hair.......
like last night.

I have a feeling his ears are a bit sore today.

And NOT because he wasn't good at it.

Quite the opposite.



So who else is getting laid today?
hehehe Originally Posted by sexymaid_69

Don't ya just love when they are actually good at it? I do.
Can't wait to finally see the bobble head!

Don't ya just love when they are actually good at it? I do. Originally Posted by TheeCharlieGirl

Hell Yeah I do!
Makes me one happy gal.

Went to see utr ATF today.
last time I saw her was 2 weekend of Nov
I had health problem
when I felt better I started workout therapy program with the one I review the most.
Had a great time with ATF now that I thought I could keep up with her

only one problem
I earned yet again my red wings
wtf she 51 dang nab it give me a break

off ta wash my face Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

Thanks for uhmmm sharing that picture????

I'm off to wash that image out of my brain.

The 1000'th post is approaching. Remember it is reserved for sexymaid so after 999 do not post shit until she makes it.

So Tits, where did you learn to figger, we have after my post 103 to go, that's One hundred and Three.

So Tits, where did you learn to figger, we have after my post 103 to go, that's One hundred and Three. Originally Posted by eaglehorse

First you have hooker math

Now you have bulgarian tits math

Now thats a Bulgarian clusterfuck right there

Ever have one of those mornings?
Wake up in a lovely mood only to have it turn South real quick...


Something about the end of a year, as it draws to a close you learn things and see things that make you wonder what could possibly happen next.
Almost an epiphany.

I am SO looking forward to New Years Eve this year. I don't plan on being out with the amateurs but I do plan on tying one on.
And maybe even tying one up.....







See you next year!