Planning a surprise for the wife

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Are we placing bets? Originally Posted by thathottnurse
It's Vegas Baby!

I think it's a sure bet myself............ You would have a strap on and jar of Anal Lube and be waiting for her to show up.....

Admit it.....

You are a PRO! and would take the money and do the whore!
Is a frog's ass water tight?

I'd have to ask Trident1's lovely wife if she would mind if I tied Alyssa up and made her look at my inked up passport and stellar college transcripts while I cooter punch her with my strapon. That's definitely worth the price of admission.
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No one has mentioned that Trident needs to bring a camera and take some taint photos of his SO, thn, and Alysaa Marie to post here.
Is a frog's ass water tight?

I'd have to ask Trident1's lovely wife if she would mind if I tied Alyssa up and made her look at my inked up passport and stellar college transcripts while I cooter punch her with my strapon. That's definitely worth the price of admission. Originally Posted by thathottnurse
I am laughing my ass off! You are on a roll this evening my lil pint sized whore! So looking forward to our get together Friday evening. I love a pretty, smart and feisty girl! Save some of this energy for then!
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Is a frog's ass water tight?

I'd have to ask Trident1's lovely wife if she would mind if I tied Alyssa up and made her look at my inked up passport and stellar college transcripts while I cooter punch her with my strapon. That's definitely worth the price of admission. Originally Posted by thathottnurse
I don't see the line at my local sports book here. Trident, sell the video rights to that UFC match made in heaven.

Fuck... cooter punch. That is some funny shit there.
I'm glad to see my ill advised thread has brought some entertaining posts.
No harm/no foul

The one thing about Eccie is that it's a place to escape from reality that can have some benefits.
Why would you think it's ill advised???
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Trident, that is what this site is all about. Information exchange. Don't let one woman piss all over you...

Unless you are into that.
To clarify, the only things that I said are a bad idea about this thread are to
1) blindside your gf that you are hiring a call service to come show up at your door.
2) blindside the call service by not explaining your plans.

Only clarifying to the OP.

Links have been given to you. Feel free to call them and see their stance on your situation. I simply told mine.
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I'm glad to see my ill advised thread has brought some entertaining posts.
No harm/no foul

The one thing about Eccie is that it's a place to escape from reality that can have some benefits. Originally Posted by Trident1

If you really wish to get your SO worked up blow off the lady. Find a tranny miidget. She will be stunned...ijs.
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Please stay on the topic of helping trident find a provider to meet his needs.
To clarify, the only things that I said are a bad idea about this thread are to
1) blindside your gf that you are hiring a call service to come show up at your door.
2) blindside the call service by not explaining your plans.

Only clarifying to the OP.

Links have been given to you. Feel free to call them and see their stance on your situation. I simply told mine. Originally Posted by Alyssa Marie
Number 2 doesn't even make sense because here he is explaining his plans and asking for feedback. He never said he wouldnt tell the call service. He asked if he should go through an agency for his type of request.

And you didn't just tell him your stance, you told him how "the majority of ladies" would want it done and how "if there's gonna be a lady in the room the provider will want to speak with her".

If you wanna start clarifying start with yourself. If you were talking about just you then you would have said something more like: "Hey Trident1, i would be interested in this but i would want to speak with your wife first. And I don't have a male partner".

Then he might have said, "Hey thanks Alyssa, but it seems you're not what I'm looking for. So again, just to clarify, is there a provider couple out there willing to come to my room and surprise my wife with a live sex show where the wife might get a little touchy-feely. Please respond only if you are interested in the surprise factor and only if you have a partner of the opposite sex. Thank you."

The only one who needed clarifying in this whole thread is you.

And BTW its his wife, not his gf.
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Please stay on the topic of helping trident find a provider to meet his needs. Originally Posted by professoreccie

How was I not on topic? I just presented another option, one he probably has not considered.
I still like dh's idea of getting her and I in the room together. Alyssa likes to keep the catfights behind closed doors anyway. If I had a dollar for every unsolicited pm the whore has sent me over the past few days I could buy.......another whore.
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