Hitler finds out Dorian Gray is missing

Of course he's not going to be there... Have you thought of looking in Pearland..... Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

He was kidnapped by the Nazi Hunters last time in that area, no way in hell he'd show his mug in that city again unless Lauren was stranded and needed a ride....

Bp mafia holding him for ransom.

Has anyone checked under that double-wide up in Porter? Or perhaps BE3AG ate him. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

Did you send a PM to ask?


Proly' not... That would be whale wars, Part Duex

Yall standing around instead
of slinging dick. RME-roll my eyes

Hey, I sling my dick 1.3" at a time. You should be LYL=licking your lips.

Hmmm

^^Limber in the bedroom,
Be there in a minute playboy.

I am driving to NOLA... But.... There are so many distractions on the way....

I am driving to NOLA... But.... There are so many distractions on the way.... Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

I almost made it to the TX/LA border before I got distracted, hopefully you'll do better. Once you get in the swamp the distractions change from kittys to gators. A whole nother set of problems.
"Keep your eyes on the road and you hands upon the wheel"
In my best Jim Morrison imitation. (which really isn't very good, ijs)

Past
[private manwhore tags] is that you Orca? I hardly recognized you, witness protection sent you under the knife? Lost some weight too. Lap Band? You almost look like a Puffin in a tux, very James Bond. [/private manwhore tags]

A voice of reason. Originally Posted by siberia

Chit, thought he had an ego problem before...
this is NOT going to help!

Lazy fuck ... Dorian was located. See below ...

Originally Posted by pyramider

I never knew Dorian was cross-eyed...or crossed-tittied...or cockjawed...or the illegitimate love child of John Kerry and Herman Munster.

Has anyone checked under that double-wide up in Porter? Or perhaps BE3AG ate him. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

Nope I hered my dogs a yappin...Is takes a lok out yonder ....tbat feellar ain't up har.
I sure nuff miss yall purdy pictures ..... he be bak

Originally Posted by boardman

THE FUCKING BEST EVER I think this whole thread should be nominated for best thread of the damn year...LOL damn Ive been a provider for 15 years this year and I doubt I would get a 8 page hunt and a video tribute ,,,GO DORIAN...
Boardman Im going to need you to show me how the hell you did that

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I've brought the Gestapo in. He will find DG.

My cousin Wolfgang, the best tracker around! Perfect for routing out any ol rabbit holes! Or any other holes... We just need a scent he can follow. I bet Lauren might have a pair of his old boxers laying around...