FRESHLY Showered

Ya'll think i'm playin. I have never
been more serious, actually
i thought this was the norm.
This isn't the norm????

Welp it's been working in my
favor and i haven't experienced
any rolls of tissue hanging from
any guys ass so far. Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

Most people don't have to be given such precise directions for showering, I couldn't do that either, but good for you P, I'd like to be a fly on the wall and see you in action, lol.

I've actually had to wash someone who went to pee and didn't wash off afterward; I have no problem doing that either.


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Everyone should have a handheld showerhead at home! Not only does it allow for maximum cleaning of everything down there, it also feels good (not in a gay way lol) Originally Posted by Mr. Romantic

Nice for a provider's "slow days," too.

Those Irish Chihuahuas are the right size to use as a loofah.

Those Irish Chihuahuas are the right size to use as a loofah. Originally Posted by pyramider

not the post i was expecting.

and those Irish loofahs are gonna put those Scotch-Brite folks out of business.

i guess it really should be Scottish-Brite. But that's another thread.

What the fuck is a Loofah?

What the fuck is a Loofah? Originally Posted by boardman

Kinda like that thing you generate Hairballs with...

Bend over and I'll loofah you.

I find that taking a shower WITH the provider can be a very erotic build up to the session. Originally Posted by spear88

I always take a bubblebath before my playtimes...then MOST times,I will run one for the gent and give him a washing before we play

{I hear ya SP babe..lol}

What the fuck is a Loofah? Originally Posted by boardman

Picture this on yo butt

Ya'll think i'm playin. I have never
been more serious, actually
i thought this was the norm.
This isn't the norm????

Welp it's been working in my
favor and i haven't experienced
any rolls of tissue hanging from
any guys ass so far. Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

I wasn't knocking your methods at all. I was just cracking up picturing you standing there giving them directions on how to wash their own ass.

That's why I use Charmin.

That's why I use Charmin. Originally Posted by Space Cowboy

Plus it doesn't stick to your ass.

FYI: Shower time isn't included in our sexy time.
With me sexy time begins once out of the shower.
So, go ahead and spend as much time as you need in the shower Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

I take black showers that take 45 minutes...........that's my cutoff.

I just book outcalls so I don't have the time issue when I arrive. Its gets very hot in there....and it takes me forever to dry off. I never encounter this problem at outcalls because I walmart box fan myself dry well before she arrives.

I just want to add something here:

If you're dick is uncut, and your have a foreskin, PULL THAT SHIT BACK AND WASH IT!

+1^^ good suggestion