FRESHLY Showered

I would be embarrassed if I was the guy or the girl. That's just disrespectful! !!

+1^^ good suggestion Originally Posted by siberia

Ya, I pulled back the foreskin on one guy before a BBBJ and the smell of shit and piss hit me.

The top of his penis was slimy with this stinky goo, and it was had white stuff around the top.

If I had a .38, I would've shot the dick off.

If I had a .38, I would've shot the dick off. Originally Posted by BrownSugarBaby

You'd need more than a .38

More like a .45

You'd need more than a .38

More like a .45

Originally Posted by boardman

It wasn't that big.

It wasn't that big. Originally Posted by BrownSugarBaby

We obviously haven't met

Ya, I pulled back the foreskin on one guy before a BBBJ and the smell of shit and piss hit me.

The top of his penis was slimy with this stinky goo, and it was had white stuff around the top. Originally Posted by BrownSugarBaby

I'm calling "Smegma!" on this story. No, make that "Mega-Smegma!"

I'm calling "Smegma!" on this story. No, make that "Mega-Smegma!" Originally Posted by chicagoboy

That was the first time I saw that shit.

I'm now a believer that there are some nasty motherf*ckers out there.

I just want to add something here:

If you're dick is uncut, and your have a foreskin, PULL THAT SHIT BACK AND WASH IT! Originally Posted by BrownSugarBaby

Dick sour cream and butter. I'll pass

I had a nasty guy once…I was so grossed out, I kept half donation and told him to leave. I told him why also. He was very embarrased and yes I felt bad, but you are NOT putting nasty and dirty in my mouth or pussy. Even with a condom.
Well, he changed his handle. A year goes by. He comes to see me again. He was very clean. And thanked me for being up front and honest so he could address his issues.
I tell them whats wrong. Embarrasing or not. Most appreciate honesty cause most of us would just fake it n give poor service.

Ok since we are telling horror stories. So the client undresses and right then i smelled shit. Like pure shit lol. Looked at the undies....Shit Streaks. I got dressed and told him his hygiene wasnt up to par. Then he says oh i can shower??


You stinky mutha fawker NOW you want to shower.



Exit Stage Left with that bullshit. Kammye doesnt do shit stuck up in the crack of your ass. Omg just thinking about it makes me wanna puke.

Dick sour cream and butter. I'll pass Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

LMAOOOOOO!

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^^^^^^ OMFG.

I fucked a ho once in kitty style....and she farted.

That was so gross!