TCB on your first visit.

Today I tried to go visit a peach,

Who was peddled to me by a Blowpop,
Originally Posted by Poetray

Blowpop graduated from top 10 lists to directly "peddling" providers?

Portray's attempts to rhyme
Should be considered a crime

All of this text a useless mess
And I have not the time to hear him confess

He rants and raves speaking in prose
What the fuck he says, nobody knows Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Globe spotter in respect of your time I did not try to rhyme. I understand your time here is valuable. And as you often are found commenting on my threads I could see your frustration.

Please put me on ignore. I do this for fun. As long as the mods consider my reviews approved, I think I do my part.

It will save you time, and this way when I feel like having a discussion, my threads won't be hijacked.

Also as my writings show I'm not really a poet. Thank you for compelling me to learn the rules of a sonnet. I was wondering if you would have noticed this first post was my closest attempt to one.

In the future I will most likely still ignorantly name my prose reviews 'sonnets'. But that is only because I do not take myself as seriously as some here think that I do, and it is a way to keep the shtick going without limiting the length of my reviews.

Also for the betterment of the board I will try not to start any threads outside of reviews, though I may still commit 'crime' in other threads.

Further I would ask that the mods please close this thread. It's of no use to have a thread bashing one member rather than discussing the topic.

Wow this is getting long and winded but this will be my only non-rhyming post ever. I want to thank every one who rhymes back intentions good or bad, I appreciate the effort.

ha! (not at you Poetray) he doesn't seem offended/disgruntled at all

can't wait to see how your request goes.

Globespotter's really a pretty cool bloke,
his attempt at a poem was merely a joke,
So don't get butt-hurt, there's no need to cry,
and certainly no reason to let this thread die.
There are many who like reading your prose,
and for those who are critics...
well, that's just how it goes!

Patty cake, patty cake bakers man
If your chicks on her period, fuck her in the can
Andrew Dice Clay

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Come on russ, the other Hickory Dickory Dock is the best one.


Hickory dickory dock
Some chick was sucking my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
I dumped the bitch on the next block

Fuck Andrew Dice Clay,
I'll out-rhyme him any day.

Hickory Dickory Dock,
her mouth's around my Cock,
but I want to cum,
inside her bum,
Hickory Dickory Dock.

Come on russ, the other Hickory Dickory Dock is the best one. Originally Posted by rockerrick

Yep....that ones a classic.....another one of my favs though....

Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye
When her eye was dry and shut
Georgie fucked that one eyed slut
Andrew Dice Clay