To-Don'ts

As someone new to the hobby, this thread delivers. In good information, and also in entertainment!

http://wichita.backpage.com/FemaleEs...&image=7702368

Just, no...

http://wichita.backpage.com/FemaleEs...&image=7702368

No, no doggy style tramp stamp!

http://wichita.backpage.com/FemaleEs...&image=7702368

Just, no... Originally Posted by LongTimeMonger

OMG, I just saw that and thought the same thing!!! Lol

Dammit the ad is gone now! I missed it lol

Oh I think I might have it! Lmao!!

Another one!
http://wichita.backpage.com/FemaleEs...&image=7705911

OMG!! I almost spit out my drink! ! Lol

Unfuckingbelieveable! A definite TO DONT lol

Now that is some advertising and marketing fails!! Lmao!!

Haha hooker bloopers!

LMAO...

And to think, there were people that said this would be a dead forum...

Well, won't happen unless Gemma retires...

TO DON'T

Please don't title your ad Intelligent and Classy

and then either speak text speak, or just flat out misspell words (multiple words) in your ad.

Especially if you are selling the "I'm a college girl" ad... well I guess it explains why you might need tuition help, your financial aid was cancelled.

Spell check rulez! when you claim your intelligence is a selling point

Don't put "I have Reviews" on your BP add when an ECCIE search of your number only has warnings (bad hygiene, left early, upsell, etc) and a couple not so good reviews (saw one today on BP)

also

Don't put a bunch of pictures of roses, $$$, text speak, funny pics, etc. I doubt anyone ever said "I could not decide if I wanted to call until I saw the photo of the cherries on the stack of bills" Especially if you put more of those than actual photos.

Don't put a bunch of pictures of roses, $$$, text speak, funny pics, etc. I doubt anyone ever said "I could not decide if I wanted to call until I saw the photo of the cherries on the stack of bills" Especially if you put more of those than actual photos. Originally Posted by Wildqat

This is truth. I am seeing ads with more "memes" than actual pictures, those pic memes seem to happen when the pictures are marginal.

What product do they think they are selling? Graphic design? Or how to design early 80s ASCII supported headlines? LOL

Lately if I'm considering someone and they have a bunch of mem'd clichés, I'm out... lol