the amazing ...eat a big shit! ...thread

generalbob's Avatar
Sorry. I'm confused. Do you eat a big shit first, then go fuck yourself? Or the other way around? Or does it not really matter?
Ceremony's Avatar
I say try it both ways and see for yourself.
Plastic Man's Avatar
eat a big shit today ya ol cucks! ...and hope yer fat ol wives tell ya ta ...go fuck yerselves!
Ceremony's Avatar
manger une grosse merde!
I had the day off and finally had a chance to eat a really big shit.
Got the chance to enjoy it multiple times again as I was burping all morning!!
Plastic Man's Avatar
a happy ...eat a big shit! ...to all the nasty ol funnels out scammin the cash ...and a joyous...go fuck yerself! ...to the cucked jimmies hopin their fat ol wives dont...beat em to death
Ceremony's Avatar
I had the day off and finally had a chance to eat a really big shit.
Got the chance to enjoy it multiple times again as I was burping all morning!! Originally Posted by Paulwantsya
That's great. Idk about you but, I work for someone else. Therefore I eat big old shits all day. I go ahead and fuck myself on days off.
Plastic Man's Avatar
I work for someone else. Therefore I eat big old shits all day. Originally Posted by Ceremony
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I'll take Human Centipede for $1,000, Alex! Now go fuck yourself.
In the spirit of giving and sharing....
I dumped a massive log this morning

and I'm sharing it here for you all to eat a big shit today. It feels so nice to give back.


PM, this was the best thread idea ever.
Plastic Man's Avatar
hey all ya fuck nuts ...guess what day it be? ...eat a big shit friday!
Ceremony's Avatar
Have a big shit eating weekend, you cock knockers! And if you don't fuck someone else, go ahead a fuck yourself!
Plastic Man's Avatar
happy weekend! ...how many ol jimmie fizzle fathers are gonna ...eat a big shit?
happy weekend! ...how many ol jimmie fizzle fathers are gonna ...eat a big shit? Originally Posted by Plastic Man
The Fandamily has me in charge of the cookout tomorrow....
I'm making a Big Shit Brisket with a side of roasted corn for all them fuckers.

Edit add: Then I'm gonna bitch slap some perverts and watch the US Open.
Plastic Man's Avatar
hey ya shit kings out there! ...put yer ol withered cocks on a ...charcoal grill and ...eat it like a big shit!