October means that school has started up again and it brings a new Poke Her date! (Check my signature block)
Our last event was a lot of fun!*
It is time to submit your RSVPs for the September tournament. So put the date on your calendar and send me a PM.*
Put “October Poke Her” as the title of your message and let me know if you are hard confirmation, a soft one or if you can’t make it but are still interested.
The seating IS limited, however, the fun is not.*
Yes, I do accept pre-payment. This holds your seat, and if you arrive late your seat will still be at the table.
And YES, we are accepting new players, just make sure you contact me in enough time to get vouched.
Below is the detailed explanation:
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“Poke Her” Tournament Play is returning to Killeen!
What is a “Poke Her” tournament, you ask?*
This is a specialized Texas Hold’em tournament event held at a local private residence.*
Liquor, beer and soft drinks are provided. Heavy*hors d'oeuvres*and snacks are provided. There will be a sexy waitress to help serve drinks and food. The game is played with a beautiful (and topless) dealer. (She is as experienced and as good as she is pretty).
There are no cash prizes, so there is no risk of getting raided, but the tournament winner does get a prize worth bragging about…. the winner of the tournament gets………. are you ready?......... the winner gets a prize voucher good for a free hour of full service BCD session time from a provider of their choice (from a list of ladies that accept our voucher). Hence the name, Poke Her……
There is an admission fee paid to the house. Admission is by invitation only. Contact me if you want to play. Only screened ECCIE members may play.*
Everyone pays the same entry fee and is provided the same number of chips for play. There is no buy in of more chips during the game, so your cost to play is limited to door admission and each player has an equal chance of winning.
The number of players per event is limited.
Buy in is $100 per player. Each player will have the same number of chips and the same chance at winning. Please bring tip money as well, for the dealer and waitress.
What will I do with the profits? After paying for the liquor, food, helpers and prize voucher, any “profits” left over will go to my charity fund.*
What is my charity? Having worked with kids daily for most of my adult life, I provide toys and gifts to children in one of the major hospitals here during Christmas time.*
So here is the bottom line: Come spend $100. For that you get several hours of great company, fun poker, topless dealer, free drinks and food, sexy waitress, a chance to get a free one hour session all the while knowing that you WILL BE HELPING the kids at Christmas.
(Last December, I was able to deliver $500 worth of new toys to kids in the hospital at Christmas)
It just doesn’t get any better than that.
Gents,*if you want to be put on the poke her list, send me a PM with “October Poker Her” as the subject title. (all of the Killeen M&G list gents are already screened and eligible, others are welcome and will need vouching).
Ladies,*if you want to be included on the list of providers willing to accept my “gift voucher” for a one hour session, send me a PM with “Poke Her Provider” as subject. (The winner will be provided a list of ladies willing to take our gift voucher in exchange for a one hour session. You must be willing to accept the voucher knowing you will be able to exchange the voucher for cash from me following the session.)*
Let’s play some cards!
Please feel free to comment or list any questions below.
Hugs and Kisses,
Theresa
it just very well might, or we can just skip the cake. I already know what I wanna eat.
