Broken beds?

Many moons ago I had just moved to a new apartment and all I had was a trundle bed that I was given. So my redheaded gf and I are banging away when all of the sudden the bed collapses down and shakes the entire room. My lesbian neighbors downstairs immediately began beating the shit out of the ceiling. Needless to say we didn't stop and my neighbors were happy when I moved out a year later.

I had a big guy like that and he popped my air mattress. That was easy to replace. I was too scared on going down because he had to hold his stomach for me to give him head. I kept my eye on his movements so I could move quickly if he decides to drop it because it would have knocked my little ass out. I'm not downing him at all. I am just talking about the position I was in at the moment. And oh to top it off he made me wear a hello kitty outfit go figure people think I'm a kid lmao. Great story though shea Originally Posted by SexyPlatinum

You promised not to tell anyone! Now bring me Solo.

My wife-to-be at one time broke a tile soap dish out of the shower wall of my apartment while I ate her. It was one of those that are tiled into the wall. The property manager was quite amused when I told her, even without giving details.

When I was in the Navy, stationed in San Diego I worked at the dental clinic.

My boyfriend was the dentist I worked for, and he was married. So we would spend nights together in a twin bed located in the "duty room". The room where the dentist spent the night to be on call for any dental emergency.

I would meet him at the back door and he would sneak me into the room for a night of passion. We didn't break the bed, but his best friend who was another dentist was asleep in the bed one night when it finally broke after our trysts.

When we found out about it the next morning upon reporting for work, we both looked at each other and tried to keep from laughing.

You promised not to tell anyone! Now bring me Solo.

My wife-to-be at one time broke a tile soap dish out of the shower wall of my apartment while I ate her. It was one of those that are tiled into the wall. The property manager was quite amused when I told her, even without giving details.
Originally Posted by trexxxs

I'm still waiting on you mmmm

This reminds me of a visit I made to Lubbock, one of my clients and myself were going at it so hard we broke the platform bed in the hotel room!

I had a really HOT boyfriend when I was in my early 20's and living in Boston. I would describe him as a cross between Johnny Depp and Charlie Hunnam.

He was living with a roommate who was out of town, and he slept in the living room on a sofa bed. We had the bed pulled out with the top part pulled up and going like wild animals in heat, hair pulling, screaming all kinds of nasty words! We demolished that sofa bed, we managed to break the metal frame! I'm pretty sure the roommate was pissed that his sofa got busted!

Damn that was fun!

Yes, I had to reproduce many of his prints for art class projects.






Originally Posted by Shea Veile

Love these!