Wicked welcome to all the newbies, both guys and gals!

Jealous much? Originally Posted by Mythos

Maybe you don't know. But you can write fake reviews of backpage girls and strippers to get Premium Access.

The other whores do it. It would help most people believe you might be a man.

Hey guys be accurate....it's potty mouth outting whores!!!

Hey guys be accurate....it's potty mouth outting whores!!! Originally Posted by junglemonkey

Hey guys be accurate....it's potty mouth outting whores!!! Originally Posted by junglemonkey

That's correct...left that part out.

And, for the gramma Nazis, it should be "potty-mouthed outing whores"

It's that rule about hyphenating adjectives.

Originally Posted by Champagne Brown

Damn....that's a big thumb.

Edit: maybe it is just perspective. Kinda like Dorfy's fish (and tits) always look bigger because she holds them really close to the camera lens.

Damn....that's a big thumb. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

You silly lol

Maybe you don't know. But you can write fake reviews of backpage girls and strippers to get Premium Access.

The other whores do it. It would help most people believe you might be a man. Originally Posted by GlobSwallower

Nice. Your sister knows, that's all that matters to me. My MO is good, thanks though.

No hidden motivation here, just an observation that new members should familiarize themselves with the site before getting involved in discussion to prevent them from being flame-broiled like marinated meat on a spit. This thread wasn't meant for discussion, just information, and I placed it where I thought it would be seen by those whom it was meant to target. Dumping it in Coed negates its usefulness to a large degree.

We are quick to jump on newbies for not knowing this or that, but frankly, ECCIE can be challenging to negotiate. Just unearthing the rules is a Discovery Channel dig. If you look at the top of each forum, there's the "Announcement" line (not even plural to indicate there are multiple topics) and a mention of ECCIE photo standards. How the heck would a newbie know that's where the basic guidelines are hidden? Searching the welcome forums locally and nationally doesn't turn them up, either. There doesn't appear to be a dedicated thread easily found elsewhere. (Signature and chat guidelines are each stickied clearly in the national welcome wagon, but amazingly, not the nuclear rules!) One of the questions newbies often ask me is where to find the posting parameters. Shouldn't something so important be easy to locate? Just a simple ECCIE CORE GUIDELINES at the top of each forum? Maybe collect ALL the relevant site-wide coed protocols for pics, chat, and sigs there?

I gave the Hobby acronym link because that's another frequent question, what initials mean here, and some newbies don't yet have a clue on how to search for such data. Takes time they could be using to investigate their play options, and they might as well know and understand what they are reading about right off the bat. Wouldn't be a bad idea to have THAT stickied clearly at the top of the review sections.

Perish the thought that we actually attempt to be HELPFUL to new members learning the ropes, instead of being critical or vacuously friendly.